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Comments (62)

kornbluth
Institutional "religion" is largely a stick to hit people over the head with, to the delight of sanctimonious sadists.
Perhaps. But, I think it is more about control & fleecing than sadism.
CelticWitch64
You got a bee caught in your crotch Jim?
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No. I enjoy irony.

Have you ? dunno
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CelticWitch64
Look again Jim because I think you do roll eyes

That being said, perhaps I am guilty for mistaken your buzz confused

If so?
Sorry about that HONEY wink laugh
"He is in control always has been always will be."

So, everything that has gone wrong in the past, now, and in the future is his fault ??? laugh
CelticWitch64
Not sure who your comment is directed to Jim? But anyways....
Free will coming to mind here roll eyes

The past since you mentioned it....
A lot of bad wrong doing by the Catholic church or what ever religions of any kind... todays living by many standards appears to me to comply with the atheists thoughts.. I don't know about you but I think neither is better or worse than the other.
CW - see hy's first meme.

Free will doesn't cut it. According to hy's meme, He is in control.
So, despite free will everything could still turn out great with his control.
However, free will indicates, He is not in control.
CelticWitch64
Ok right you are Jimthumbs up

The lady means well so I'll say nothing more.
Well, I'm fairly certain, that you've heard the statement that, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions". laugh
CelticWitch64
Nope, never heard that saying so thats a new one on me, but your need to knock believers, what's that all about? I dont discredit your beliefs so why try discredit us,ours?
Why does it matter so much confused dunno
I think you may misunderstand. I'm not against people believing whatever they want,
as long as they aren't hurting others.
I don't have to discredit god believers, it's intrinsic, and funny.
Again, I am a fan of irony.
CelticWitch64
What they want..
If only thats how it worked then I would welcome hell.
rh - it probably also aligns with higher IQ's and scientists

CW - of course that's how it works. There's many people who switch to different beliefs later in life, sometimes several times.
Jim I can't remember ever not believing in God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
It's just the way it is. If I'm wrong, then I'll just be wrong...no big deal really.
I'm totally happy where I'm at, always knowing without a doubt, but still always learning.
But not throwing away what I have, but I just keep adding to it.
I ask someone that was smarter than me, why do Angels have to have wings, he
said I don't know, God is just a fantastic artist. You of all people should appreciate that, all the pictures you've taken, beautiful pictures. He could have made them all the same color and the birds would all have the same song, but they are different. Put here for our enjoyment.
So, in your case you were raised as a child to believe in a god and have stuck with that.

I sincerely believe that the birds feel differently about why they are here, as do I.
That does not mean we can't enjoy them for what they are.
One can enjoy life whether or not they believe in gods.
I've changed my feeling about the birds and animals and fish as I've grown older.
When I was a kid all the men in my family went hunting and fishing. I would go fishing every day during the summer. We ate everything we caught or killed.
Then about 25 yrs had gone by and I had a chance to go fishing, I hadn't been in a long time. First try I caught a fish, a small one about the size of my hand, I took the hook out of his lip and just admired him, he was beautiful, so may colors, then I let him go back to where he came from. I guess if I was starving I would have taken the fish home, but I've not gotten that hungry yet. Instead I bought me a 55 gal aquarium and started raising fish.
Marbsroo
laugh There are some crackers there!! I particularly like the 14th down, religion seems to constrict and condemn people (not to mention cause a lot of unnecessary conflicts across the globe) whilst science encourages and supports... wave
handshake over 68% of "American Atheists"
ARE Democrats.
So there would be a correlation here that all the memes ARE political, and anti-religious.

That % is from 2014... so possibly the American Atheists Alt Left of 2021 will be an even larger
% of the already divided Democrat party.dunno



These World wide statistics are even less humorous.
Thank you for the most conspicuous display of forcing your political rants onto others still:
faith based persons and probably those who still
honor their rights.
(offending many CS bloggers from many different countries,religions)
This first slap to them was referring to the memes as
"religious".
Thank you to those who provided the true depiction
of religious memes;
Bible verses not comedian quotes.
Could the fact that yours were anti-religious
be any more obvious at that point.
Tut tut...memes is NOT only synonymous with mockery.Google "faith memes".
Sir_T
St Nicholas of Santa fame..

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Also, so call Athiests, despite their claims of rational truth, have actually spread more lies about histor than anything else. For example, the whole thing about Columbus proving the world was round. In fact, St Augustine mocked people who thought the Earth was flat. It was well known in the Middle ages that the Earth was flat, but Atheist historians made up the "people thought the Earth was flat" thing in order to Discredit religious people. And people now teach that lie in schools. hello?

That is a myth that you believe and would probably fight to retain as it helps your beliefs.



The Da Vinci Code was promoted by Atheists to mock religion... but everything it said about ancient religion and Christianity.is a mix of half truths and complete fabrications.

The "Jesus did not exist" crowd. Of course he bloody existed, you dont have to think he was the Son of God to admit that. AND to prove it they made up lies, claiming for instance that Jesus story was made up pf elements of the cult of Mithras, Egyptian myth and the story of Horus. Which is total nonsense. Let me go through some of the major claims...

Virgin birth based on Mithras - Actually Mithras was born from a Rock

Mary based on Isis - Isis was NOT a Virgin and The way she got Impregnated was having sex the corpse of Osiris, using a magic Golden Dildo Blessed by Ptah, God of Magic, as osirises p*nis had been eaten by a fish. Later on When Horus was fighting Set Isis tried to help and accidentally speared Horus, who turned around and knocked Isis's head off. It was replaced with a Cows head by Ptah. Not exactly a poor lower class girl who submitted to God, huh?

Jesus beating Satan was based on Horus... If you include Horus and Set fighting for 30 years and turning into Hippos, then Set trying to impregnate Horus with his Semen Via an*l s*x, but Horus catching Sets p*nis in his hands to avoid the semen inside him then smearing Horus's Semen onto some Lettuce and tricking Set into eating it, thereby putting his Semen into Set and Set thereby having to submit to Horus. That's a f*ck load more fun than being Crucified.

So ya. Atheists believe a lot of nonsense in order to feel smug.

Oh ya everyone seems to forget Copernicus presenting his theories to the Pope 3 years before publication, who approved of the theory, and the sliiiight detail that the Catholic Church ever actually banned his book completely and allowed its calculations to be used.

What actually happened is that the Book got sucked int the religious wars and Protestants were actually using the Belief in the Sun at the center of the universe in order to attack Catholics, so after 60 years of Catholics being attacked over it. the Church actually had to make a show of being against it too.

Not bad for stuff that's just off the top of my head. Believe it if you like.
Sir_T
Oh, that Cross that Pope Benedict is holding is actually make of Brass, not Gold. It's the Ferula of Pius IX, commissioned in 1877.
Is it gold plated then ? It sure doesn't look like brass.
Regardless, are you suggesting that the Catholic Church does not have a lot of wealth ?
Because that is the real point, not the gold itself.

Are you suggesting that many people did not believe the earth was flat ?
There's actually some today that still think so.
The Pope's Brass/Gold Cross - One word, y'all ... Transubstantiation! smile

But let us move on, shall we?

We Shall ...
coffee
Bon Appetit, Y'all ... grin

cowboy
I don't give a damn what someone thinks of the shape of the Earth.

Serving me a beverage & sharing E. Coli? ... scold

cowboy
Marbsroo
You've all got it coming.
Folks BELIEVE This Silly Shit ...
wow

It's True. laugh IT'S TRUE!! liar pointing ... scold

I dare Any of y'all to Not to Crack up rolling on the floor laughing ... Hell! - I Double Dare Ya rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
|| BREAKING! ||

Scientific Atheist swallows that line of Crap to his Tail - Hook, Line & Sinker ...
rolling on the floor laughing
The Damned Fool!! ... crazy

cowboy
Sir_T
JimNasticsOP•3 hrs ago•Kingston, New Jersey USA
Is it gold plated then ? It sure doesn't look like brass.
Regardless, are you suggesting that the Catholic Church does not have a lot of wealth ?
Because that is the real point, not the gold itself.

Are you suggesting that many people did not believe the earth was flat ?
There's actually some today that still think so.[/quote[

Yes I'm suggesting that. No-one educated in the Middle ages believed the Earth was flat. No one. That's pretty clear if you read the link I provided. The modern Flat Earth thing started in the 1800s sue to the rise of Skepticism, and has since taken on a life of its own. It was pretty clear even in the Ancient world that the Earth was curved due to boats visibly sinking down as they sailed away fro the shore. The Greeks calculated the SiZe of the Earth in 350 BC.

Columbus actually thought that everyone else's Mathematics about the size of the Earth were wrong, not that the Earth was a sphere. He thought the Earth was actually Peach shaped. He was no hero of rationalism, but a Narcissistic idiot who persuaded the Spanish king to fund an exhibition just in case he was right as Europe was desperate for Oriental Spices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8PQXiJiLOY

As for the Wealth of the Catholic Church, if it was so wealthy how come Diocese in America have been declaring Bankruptcy in the last few decades? Most of the Churches money comes from the Vatican Nank, which manages about 8 Billion in assets. That does not mean it has 8 billion in cash on hand, an it has to pay Clergy all over the world with the money it makes.

Also the Church regards itself as holding onto art as custodians of the world. You cant sell things like the roof of the Sistine Chapel.

And ya it looks like gold in that photo as the photo has been slightly tinted to bring out a yellow colour. Here's another less tinted photo where its less goldlike. And as we know, Gold is too soft to be used as a Staff.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Beno%C3%AEt_XVI_synode_2008.jpg/180px-Beno%C3%AEt_XVI_synode_2008.jpg

But also that picture was selected for the meme to promote general anti catholic sentiment here's a picture of the Pope Holding a Stick. Does that mean the CC is now Poor to you?

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The Catholics do awright ... professor
The BEST Evedince of a Spherical Earth -
Earth's shadow on the moon during a lunar eclipse - Provided the eclipse occurs Shortly after sunset or before sunrise.
A lunar eclipse at or near midnight is inconclusive - The shadow Could be that of a Flat Disc.

The SECOND BEST Evidence of a Spherical Earth ...
laugh

cowboy
Most likely individual diocese settlements from child sex charges.
All this seriousness is Harshin' The Mellow ... blues

Back to the Fun Stuff ...
popcorn...drinking

cowboy
The Gist of Dawkins's point condensed to 20 seconds ...

cowboy
Nope.

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