Is it only me?
It seems like every time I either am taking a leak, taking (or leaving) a crap, or in the shower or tub....the phone rings. Otherwise, the phone never rings.
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I can get graphic here...but I swear that there was even a microphone installed in my bathroom and they just waited until that perfect moment to call.
I remember a small business office I knew of, they had a telephone in the restroom next to the toilet, so they could take calls or make calls from there.
Of course, the person calling in, didn't know they were talking to someone on the toilet seat, until they heard the roar of the flush.
UV/ bluelight.
If you video chat with someone in the bathroom and it's bathed in a blue light- don't worry it's not aliens
beaming 'em up.
Got it at the Dollar Store
(but Walmart will sell it to you for $20.47 )
Most men that live alone and
don't close the door either.
Sometimes there's a window across the hall
or in the bathroom.
And, and that blue light special helps me to look at my black light rock n roll posters on the wall.
Pet owner lingo.
Do your roaches wear
I think we shop at the same place.
I was on the toilet while talking with CrazyHeart....and I told her. All she told me was, never to tell her that again.
I answered ,"Well, I don't have an outhouse, so when they gotta go, they gotta go someplace. Sheesh! Come on now. Let's be reasonable."
that's discussing, I mean disgusting!
Just you telling me that right now, made me lose my appetite for a late night snack.
Who wants to come with me?
That movie made a lot of women nervous.
Robert I would do an unboxing like people post on YouTube to show you but now I want a snack too.
you ate while you were on the loo? Heck, that's like putting oil in a car that leaks a lot of oil. You're loading it up as fast as it's loading out!
but there may have been a time when I was in a hurry and hungry.
You have any left over waffles? Waffles and coffee late at night.
Of course, some people substitute the coffee with
you know there's people who take their pants all the way off when in the restroom, as opposed to just down a bit or to knees or ankles.