Is it only me?

It seems like every time I either am taking a leak, taking (or leaving) a crap, or in the shower or tub....the phone rings. Otherwise, the phone never rings. laugh
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Robert, do you have a blue light on your toilet?
I have a light I bought at a Kmart Blue Light special some years back. confused
laugh yes...very informative with the stock market. I gotta invest some money in that. laugh
Johnny,

do you have a Valentine's Date yet? Someone you might send chocolates or flowers or a card to?
I know a lot of the ladies like you. So, you probably should be getting some romantic action this Valentines day.
Johnny,

some people say, If you lower your standards, it's easier to find a date. Cool idea, huh? head banger
By the way, I just might post a blog or two soon, to help people with their Valentine's Day worries.
maybe. uncertain
Robert, I learnt that pool is actually a very seductive sport. You are always bending over...and all...well...you get it. laugh
Yes about lower standards. I wonder if I am even ready for another relationship. It has been so long. I don't even know if I would know where the hole is....when we go play pool. laugh
Johnny,

these comments are disgusting, well to some people, to others they might be tasteful and classy. wine
and very single too
Johnny,

maybe you can find the hole, in pool, if you get one of them Blue Lights. at the dollar store. laugh
Go get her! Don't let her slip through your fingers. She sounds a great fine catch! Yeah! grin
Aw-right. Time for me to get some sleep's

Gotta get up early tomorrow, about 11:00 am. Whew! That's early. wow
Well Robert....she might be a catch if all I cared about were looks. but...there is more to the story...laugh

I don't like living life in hell.
You eating one of them Artificially flavored, imitation hamburgers from the Mini Mart? burger
Wow...it is getting late. Okay Robert...take care.

Thanks for the fun.

Good night.

wave
laugh Robert...I have upgraded my sandwich preference since them old days. laugh
Okay then,

Have a good night. Be careful out there in that Pool Night Club dating world. cheers
Johnny,

I was waiting on a phone call today, and when that call finally came in, it reminded me of this blog. grin
I just had one of those the other day SG, and of course I was in the middle of doing something else. laugh

wave
Johnny,

No, that wasn't what I was doing when the phone rang.

I was outside watering the lawn with a hand held hose. That's all. cool
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