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"How dare you ! My feathers do NOT make my butt look fat !"

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alternatively....

"All you do it sit on that branch all day. It's about time to go get some dinner for us you lazy no good s.o.b. !"
When I moved to this tree I thought it was a quiet neighbourhood until this one turned up.
I'm not listening...la lala lala..
Alls you do is nag.nag nag
"I saw you checking out that other bird. Don't look away, like you have no idea what I am chirping about." very mad
"LUCY, WHY IS THE CAR THROUGH THE GARAGE DOOR?? YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!"
"When I said that 'you should try to love my sister, since she is family',
I certainly didn't mean in THAT way !" very mad
What do you mean, you like that Red Bird...I'm red ..look at me am I red enough for you now?? rolling on the floor laughing
"What do you mean, that you had an omelet while I was out ?!?! You idiot ! "
I'm having a bad hair day. dunno
I've told you at least a dozen times...stop knocking birds off the birder feeders. Now you've got us banned, I hope your happy.
Where's my opposition?
ignoring me i see roll eyes
"This is no video game mister. I AM an angry bird !" very mad
"I'm tellin y'all: BY A LOT!"
"YOU LISTEN HERE ! I DO NOT HAVE A BIG BEAK !!"
"I am once again asking if you think I'm nice and pretty!"

(totally stolen from the net)
"I catch you one more time anywhere near Rhonda's nest, and there won't be enough left of you for the cat to eat." very mad
Remember when you ran away
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
They're coming to take me away ha ha
To the funny farm
where life is happy all the time...
How many times do I have to tell you ...two wrongs don't make a right!
They're gonna throw you to the cats now...hope you're happy.
You spent the $2 on a slice of pizza ? You idiot !!
The lottery numbers I gave you with the $2 came out today.
We could have been fine feathered Millionaires !!!
What were you thinking?? You told me you used birth control.
Now all my days are going to be taken up looking for bugs, I'll have to miss the bird races.
You know I love the bird races. Oh wait, this isn't about me, it's about you.
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!!
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