I got this great idea!

Now, hear me out.. Spoken lyrics to metal songs!

I was thinking about this the other day, as I was in the shower. What if I took the lyrics to some gruesome death metal/heavy metal songs, read them out in a soft voice, and sold them? The first song, that comes to mind, is Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face. I think I could make a pretty good career out of that. Imagine having someone read out lyrics to songs, but in a relaxing way.

Now don't you take this idea from me! It's mine, I claim it! Unless someone has already gotten that idea, of course. Then it's their idea.
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Ok...eYe suppose it is a good idea...just as long as you UNDERSTAND these "artists" are casting down bewitching spells...and these $pells HUNT ! ) THEY ALSO HERTZ.....VIZ
Corona / minutemen..[ *
What did you expect from the Vaccines ? / Vaccines
Xenocide / Aversions Crown

* ) All spells pre date 3/11/20...in case you are taking notice.
Kinda already have something like that.

ASMR role-play. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, which refers to a particular combination of pleasurable physical and psychological affects experienced by a surprisingly large number of people when they hear things like soft whispering, quiet tapping, or the soft brushing of one own hair.

Guess you'd be out of luck with the brushing one's hair thing since now your bald laugh But some of the others may work for you.
P. Copyright issues, but a good idea. May change the few really disturbing words to comforting words or phrases. Less of an issue, it seems. Shower ideas---often hard to beat.
Bob: Well.. I have been listening to the more heavier type of music since I was fifteen, so about 20 years, and I have never felt anything that remotely resembles a spell on me, after a particularly gruesome song

Loh: This isn't ASMR in the traditional sense. It's gonna be me, smooth-reading the lyrics to songs.. Maybe that is ASMR.. I don't know what it is, if I am honest :D

Vierkaesehoch: Ah yes, the whole copyright stuff. I do believe, that if you put your own spin on it, then you do not need permission from the creator of the song to do your own version of it. Furthermore, loads of bands interact with their fans, and often allow them to do covers of their tracks, since a majority of metal bands aren't signed. I know two bands who will be okay with it: Distant and Brand of Sacrifice. But I will look into all the rules and such if I do decide to launch my spoken song career laugh
What can you do with this one...give me a date to meditate on it, i don't need no mo spells on me

I JUST WANNA LIVE
Keedron Bryant
I just wanna live
God protect me
I'm a young black man
Doing all that I can (Can)
To stand
Oh, but when I look around
And I see what's being done
To my kind (Kind)
Every day (Day)
I'm being hunted as prey
My people don't want no trouble
We've had enough struggle
I just wanna live
God protect me
(Just stay right by my side)
I just wanna live
God protect me
(Just stay right by my side)
So many thoughts in my head (Head)
Will I live? Or will I end up dead? (Dead, dead)
It's an unequal sequel
No matter where I be
There's no place safe for me (Me, me, me)
Oh, oh, oh-oh
I'm not asking for too much
So Lord, please, help
I just wanna live
God protect me
(Just…
Think again young Phil..
Are you..
Watching a lot of TV..
You say you "listen" to it..( *?
Did you get the INJECTION ?
do you categorically or just automatically reject scripture ?

Then you've been Spelled & programmed.
* You R what you consume.
.. doctor, my eYes / Browne
Best of../ Dr. Hook & medicine show
Infectious hospital waste / Dem. Hammer
A R ] Medicine / bring me the Horizon
Mental funeral / autopsy.

P S...) What you & many others do not know about pop music would fit squarely into an Egyptian Crypt.
Metalheads are a harmless bunch that needs a voice that can be more honest. Expresses how absolutely not intimidating it would be to bump into Marilyn Manson down a dark alleyway. It's the white guy music that proves how safe everything is.
Bob: I haven't watched tv since 2015. I mainly watch YouTube videos, Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime and a bunch of movies. Plus I play video games, so that's pretty much where my entertainment comes from

Chesney: We metalheads are the nicest bunch of people you will ever meet!
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