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I got stabbed today

I was downtown and a man, who I've never seen before stabbed me.
He got me right in the shoulder, while I wasn't looking.
Lots of police were there and everything.

I mean, it wasn't that big a deal. I just got my first dose of Moderna. That's all.
I didn't even feel it. I still don't. They must be using very thin needles.

I had to pay extra to get the Gates microchip though. laugh
I got an Intel Core i7-10700K It features 8 cores and 16 threads, with an impressive base clock speed of 3.8GHz. The unlocked CPU can be boosted up to 5.1 GHz with Turbo Boost Max 3.0.

Yeah, I'll be doing some fantastic number crunching now, and be able to run down fly balls in the outfield
like the 10 Million dollar man. super

Wait until you see the blog output in the next few months. dancing

Comments (9)

2nd stabbing in about 3 weeks?
Sir_T
I got stabbed 2 days ago with an Astra Zenika dagger. Then they said they will do it again in 12 weeks! THE MONSTERS!!
c - I got an (automated) email that said "in a month". So, it probably contains some leeway as to the exact timing. What I didn't enjoy, is a got an email with only about 16 hours, that my first dose was the next day at 11:30 am. Luckily I saw it. It would be a lot more favorable to receive at least a 3 day warning.

S - Interesting. 12 weeks delay. I wonder if the delay is due to lack of availability, or different timing for maximum effectiveness, or both.
Your 2 value Able to the Party-- just like Nancy.
..[ you got the placebo ]

Comraid Nancy also added.} You, therefore
..will not need the second dose.
Stick to your pet rock stories Bob. laugh
Sir_T
My Mom got stabbed this morning. Her Glorious Master race Pfeiser dagger has a repeat stabbing Timetable of 4 weeks. That's all I found out before the Vaccine caused her to change and she had to go marauding for flesh.

So I dunno why my Placebo timetable is 3 months. But hey.

But I think I looked pretty well afterwards!

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I presume it worked out well, with your MTV appearance.
Apparently, it opened up a whole new avenue of employment. laugh
When I no longer see a post on CS from Jim, I'll know that he is one of the millions who dropped.as flies after getting the vaccine. dunno
Well, I'm happy to put off that worry, at least for now. laugh

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