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Save the planet, save your money

That's right. My newest idea (patent pending) will help you do exactly that.
An untapped safe energy source is central to the future and we already have access to it
and even try to ignore it. It's time to change that. It's time to celebrate it.
It is much safer than oil, nuclear, or electric.

As you may have suspected, I am talking about farts. laugh
Yes, it's time to take ownership and stockpile them as a methane source
for use in the Methanemobile 2021. The first in a series of fart powered transport systems
with the engine, naturally in the rear of the vehicle.
Now the entire family, even the dog, can participate in fully renewable energy generation.
1 case of re-fried beans free with every purchase !

Yes, the idea stinks (literally), but it may be the future. idea

Comments (3)

titsy
Well Jim, it will take forever for me to stockpile my "farts"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
laugh

But Seriously -
Find & Patent a method to utilize These "Farts" - Or cure the "Planetary Flatulence"...
sad
... And you'll Save The Planet & make yourself richer'n Midas.

moping

cowboy
Should invent a waste vent plug for Covid.

Butt plugs are

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