Trump sues majority of US population (satire)
Today from The New Yorker;In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
By Andy Borowitz
July 8, 2021
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,”
Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.
“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”
Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”
“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
By Andy Borowitz
July 8, 2021
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,”
Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”
Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”
“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Comments (12)
I was shocked that he was silenced in all social medias.
What crime did he commit? He was still a president of US when Facebook suspended his account.
Looks like Facebook has a higher authority than your president.
US is becoming communist country like Chine , but until some realize it, it will be late.
It will be a very rude awakening for many.
Yes, he was treated very unfairly.
He has committed many crimes. Now that he is rightfully out of office, and no longer has Bill Barr and the GOP majority Senate to protect him, real justice will prevail.
by that definition, is you. Jim
Impeached TWICE in one term !! 90 court losses. There's no US president that is anywhere near as corrupt nor as much a liar. Illegal use of charity funds !! Illegal 'university' !! Quid pro quo. Emoluments violations. Multiple counts of obstruction of justice ! Lying to the FBI ! Tax evasion ! Money laundering ! Connections to the mob ! There is no comparison.
The time will tell the truth, right?