January 6 Witnesses Given Emmy Awards For Outstanding Performances

WASHINGTON, D.C.—All the witnesses who have testified before the January 6 Committee were given honorary Emmy awards this week for their outstanding performances pretending to cry for dramatic effect.

"Look at the way they are able to cry on command -- so realistic!" said one member of the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences upon reviewing the tearful performances. "These folks have a bright career ahead of them. The Hallmark Channel is always looking for new talent, as they have about 6,000 Christmas movies to make before November."

While most praised the awards, others criticized the move, saying that Senator Cory Booker and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are "far more deserving" of the recognition.

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eYe mean... anyone thinking that was "an insurrection"...is fact-challenged on history, policy,entropy, choreography,skull duggery..
Counter-Intel...just for opener$.

Buffalo man gave the thing a nice touch...

For what it's worth / buffalo Springfield
Once upon a time in the west / white buffalo
Positive Friction / Donna the buffalo.
Calamity-Nan's finest Kabuki-Production yet!
Anyone remember the daughter of the Kuwaiti Ambassador falsely claiming she was a nurse who had watched Saadam's soldiers rip babies out of their incubators in a Kuwait hospital and kill them and our Congress lapping the false story up like a kitten lapping up cream?
I enjoy the twisted nonsense the right is using now to talk their way out of treason.rolling on the floor laughing
Bob in charge of IQ tests all over the country..... OMG!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Doesn't even comprehend his own city- state.

This Q is for anyone...
..from A O C....how did Ted Cruz [ R
"Almost murder me" ?

Where do these Tards come from ?
from wilytardiville!rolling on the floor laughing
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