Dining in America
Hello.Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Mark.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Michael will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Michael's vaccination card as well?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Michael's is not a carrier of TB, HIV, Hepatitis A, B or C... or any other communicable diseases? And proof that Michael and any staff coming in contact with our food, has washed and sanitized their hands before touching our food or dinner ware?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Michael's most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.
After all, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander…..
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Note to Self ...
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