"BENNY HILL"..("WHO ELSE?!!")
His Name Is... And Was... "Benny Hill".....................Throughout His 42 Years In Show Business?.......He Accumulated Just About 30 Million Dollars..................But Ole Benny Hill Was As Cheap As They Can ComeIf His Shoe's Soles Were Wearing Out?....Instead Of Just Buying Another Pair Of Shoes? He Would Walk To The Cobbler And Have New Soles Put On Them
Benny Had A Thing About Spending Money...And That Was?...Not To Spend Any...Unless It Was Absolutely Needed.
Benny Never Owned A House....He Lived In An Regular Ordinary Apartment
And He Never Bought A Car Either
Benny Would Walk For Miles To The Local Cheap Super Market Instead Of Paying For A Taxi
I Guess One Could Say That He Hated The Idea Of Spending Money
He Never Was Married....And Never Had Any Children Either
(Although He Proposed 2 Times To Two Different Women? Ole Benny Was Twice Turned Down)
And Finally?...When His Health Was Declining And Was Getting Very Bad?...His Doctors Told Him That He Needed To Have A "Heart By Pass"....In Order To Be Able To Live Longer.
But True To Form?......Ole Benny Refused The Operation
(Some Say That It Was Because He Did Not Want To Spend His Money) We Will Never Know the Real Reason.... As Ole Benny Took The Reason With Him when He Left This Earth.......Because?
A Few Days After No One Could Get Contact With Ole Benny?...And The Neighbors Were Complaining Of His Television Being Loud And Heard The Television Going On 24 Hours A Day? The Police Finally Broke In Benny's Aartment.......And Found Ole Benny Dead In His Chair As If He Were Watching Television.
They Say That The People That Are The Most Funniest (You Know....The Ones Who Can Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts?) Are Probably The Most Saddest People Upon This Earth.
Under These Circumstances?...I'd Say That Ole Benny Hill?
Was A Very Very Sad Person
But One Of The Funniest People I Have Ever Watched On Television........... And Still Do!!
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Loved when he had women sat on his face on his show while trying to "weight lift" them.
This one is with him in the mid 80's in a Genesis music video.
A little known fact about Benny is that he was a great fan of the traditional English sport of Dwile Flonking and would turn up to events whenever his schedule allowed.
A much missed man by many.