Man.. “always read the manual first”
This... guy is in serious trouble..
A Farmer orders an expensive milking
machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does.
*But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool. Anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.
**He tries every button on the instrument, without success.
Finally the Farmer decides
to call the customer hotline. *
*''Hello, I just bought a Cow Milking
Machine from your company, it works
fantastic, but how do you remove it from the cow's udder'' *
*"Don't worry sir'', replies the Customer
Service Person, ''the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!" ....
Comments (6)
Good one.
Such a distaste for the essential
Main tank
Hi there!!!!!!