the jab

the popular term for a shot. i wish i had a dollar for every time this term was used. to jab is so unprofessional yet people clamber to be "jabbed" as if it's a good thing. i don't care if it is or isn't a vaccine. to be "jabbed" indicates a random puncture by means of force. by hither and dither these jabs occur. like nothing resembling professionalism, just a stab for stab's sake. i cringe when i hear the term. line up, cattle, get your jab here. moo moo

take pride, you jab-asses, wear your bandaid like a medal. quote "i did it for mankind" mantra. you're not fooling anyone but yourself if you call this shot a "jab".
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Hi Crypt,

Well I guess I'd rather have a "jab" than get "shot" which is the American slang for a vaccine.grin
TM, i appreciate your opinion but i must insist a jab is like a stab, pretty random. let's give these health workers some credit, it requires expertise
phlebotomist sometimes refer o them as sticks also you could call them injectionsprofessor idea
kill me now
Why are you so angry at people?
because i haven't met a suitable person, duh
@Why are you so angry at people?
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She got spoilt in the company of the proud boys (that's the morons)
Otherwise she is an adorable girl. I like her. wink
So do you ever actually look at yourself and think it could be because of your attitude?
iotaoo,

Good luck!
laugh
and think it could be because of your attitude?
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Please don't show her the mirror. She get scared and start behaving like her alter ego, that's @Rose
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
dear masculine peoples, i like being single
you gorgons. keep each other company
i will leap for joy if you leave me alone
@gorgons
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Wow! You invented this adjective or it exists in the dictionary... anyways I like it wink
Ms so called single laugh
@i will leap for joy if you leave me alone
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Simple, you delete all my comments, then you are alone and happy. Isn't it that simplelaugh
You get irritated, that means, some, a little bit, miniscule affinity wink
Anyways, I don't wish to tease you, so I go away...happybanana
Agree to all.
It came about as some refused to call it a vaccine.
So now we're stuck with it I'm afraid.

See you on day 35.

lips
"jab asses"..poke would be out of the question then.


rolling on the floor laughing hug
Your humour is American and likely those that debate would never appreciate it.

Humour being a wonderful aspect in a relationship is mind boggling when two cultures converge and the
hit 'n miss aspect does nothing for either except
create rifts.

Some people who never laugh must be hilarious at the dentist office.They are usually the ones getting
gassed.



head banger
BTW you being a magnet is hilarious.
They do "dare to dream".

They even throw political persuasions
at you,as if.
rolling on the floor laughing
You mean a clot shot or jibbed as we say in ireland. do to you can't say vaccinated on Facebook you get a vaccine is safe post on your comment.
@iotaoo the gorgons were all female and crypto bears a strong resemblance:
Much like the harpies - I put the author in the gorgon/harpies basket. Equally nightmarish.

She's not actually angry, but she imagines such displays show a kind of intelligence. Well they do, but what kind?
@Palm

""dear masculine peoples, i like being single""

Truth is I like my own company best, if the truth is to be Known "FOR TODAY"

wave

Dont look! Dont Look! Ewwwwwww!laugh
"Skewered" might be an appropriate term.

cowboy
eYe knew Fester couldn't do 2 posts consecutive
.. without Mr. Heimlich..rolling on the floor laughing ( aka roll.

N orth...E ast...W est...South...) Breaking
.. just pushed pause on a Funeral Director interview from the U K.
..it's truly a UNITED NATIONS effort...with the Economy in deep Entropy, Governments everywhere have found the $$€¥ ...for $UPERPRISON$.
...now, using mCphysics...guess who the target client is for these detention Centers ?
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