Tunnels -stuff you didn’t know-

Anybody who knows me will tell you that, once I get started, I can talk about old railways tunnels until the cows come home. I know many people will roll their eyes at this, but that is because they just don’t realise the possibilities and potential of an abandoned tunnel. Did you know, for instance, that a railway tunnel can be converted into a portal direct to Hell? It isn’t even all that difficult. A team of six committed men have been known to complete such a conversion over a weekend. Even tunnels that are not suitable for conversion to portals have a use; they come in very handy as overflow storage for abducted children.

The tunnel portals do not, of course, facilitate movement between our world and the lower one on a large scale, but they form a very important part of a growing communication network. In order to achieve our ultimate ambition, it is vital that there is unrestricted liaison between the two domains. When the day of The Coming arrives, the armies of Satan will enter our world through the Great Portal, of course, which is located at Cern.

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Do you have a date for "The Coming"?
I tried to ask this question on another blog but the OP deleted it and then disabled comments. I feel I should look my best for such an important event and might want to book a hairdresser's appointment.
TIA
There's only one way to find out, fluffy; you'll have to subscribe to my blog. It's completely free and you can say whatever you like without any danger of being deleted. smile

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Hi harbottle

Can I subscribe as I've been told I've got tunnel visionlaugh
If you want to know what's really going on in the world today, Tiger, you can't afford not to subcribe. And don't worry about the tunnel vision, just leave it to me to decide what appears in your field of view. drinking
Morning Harbottle,

Thanks for accepting me. I just hope that we can find our way out with a light at the end of said tunnel as there appears to be so many stuck in it at the moment.sigh
And thank you for propelling me to the top of the page, Tiger. It always saddens me to see my babies sinking to the bottom and then disappearing altogether. crying
Morning Harbottle,

I recognise the need for people to be aware of tunnel vision,something that even Specsavers cannot deal with as there are so many sufferers.
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Wise decision, fluffy, you won't regret it. thumbs up smile
Hi Fluffy

I think our friend harbottle is issuing torches for those with " night vision" or even" day" for that matter,

As they say there are none so blind than those who refuse to see.
Morning TM and Harbottle. It's refreshing to see some of the idiots on here held up to the light.
Off out shortly, so I've subscribed to every blog. Wouldn't want to miss anything.
Have a good day all.
This is our latest project, we start work on it next week. The tunnel has been haunted by the anguished spirit of some unfortunate who was hit by a train while sheltering from a blizzard nearly one hundred years ago. How haunted a tunnel is is often a good indicator of it's suitability for our purposes.


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I wouldn't believe the haunting, but what kind of work are ye doing?

Be sure and take before and after pictures so we can all judge if its a job well done wink
This is how it looks now, but there's no point in taking a phot afterwards, because it will look exactly the same. The modifications are not physical.

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