Laughing. Is... a good medicine...
...1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. .
?Stress is when wife is pregnant;?
?Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;? ??Panic is when both are pregnant!??.
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregnancy.
?2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period??
?Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!?
?3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential??"
?Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!?"
?4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, ?“Which book has helped you most in your life?”? ?The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”?
?5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,? ?Husband the Master of the House?? ?”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”....
?6. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.? ?Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day....
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..I am McBob, wing Commander & Dee Jay of Future Shock.