Blocking a fire hydrant with your BMW...

Every driver knows that blocking a fire hydrant could get you a ticket. In some states the fine is more than $110.

That doesn't appear to phase BMW drivers as they've become daringly notorious for parking near (and sometimes blocking) hydrants. The risk of a ticket would be nothing to someone who drives a vehicle valued at more than $100,000.

If you've seen a fire hose filled with water, it resists bending and at times unyielding. Therefore the connection to the hydrant is as direct as possible without curves or kinks. In an emergency, firefighters don't have time to play with BMW drivers blocking hydrants and they have been known to bust through side windows so they can get a 'straight shot' connection to the blocked hydrant.

Does this send out a message to a BMW driver (or any other driver) who blocks a fire hydrant? You betcha!


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Okay, so it's a Series 5 at $50,000.
The BMW aHOLE mentality is still the same.


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We don't have Fire hydrants in the UK, but BMW drivers have the same attitude, jump red lights and pull out of side turnings by stopping all the traffic by edging out into the main road.

Must be something to do with the car interior smell unique to BMWs.
Absolute vandals very mad they obviously think BMW stands for Break My Windows doh

Riz, these BMW's you see jumping red lights don't have blue flashing lights on the roof by any change dunno

It should be written into law that BMW drivers have priority when it comes to parking and road junctions imo professor

In fairness I should declare a slight bias......being a BMW driver rolling on the floor laughing
Present company accepted, goes without sayingbeer
"It should be written into law that BMW drivers have priority when it comes to parking and road junctions imo professor"

Rightly so.
What they write about BMW is mere jealousy
faze - (can't help myself, 30 hours of English lessons a week since 2012)
@op it never fazed my then wife, though she drove then my wonderful Ford 5.8l V8 - she'd park anywhere and cough up $150 - $250 parking fines to buy a bottle of water, but would haggle with a tradesman to get $10 knocked off the bill
Now that the topic has changed slightly. This happened to me yesterday.

On a 4 lane divided road where they started construction this week...
Many warning signs posted about road construction and lane changes.
Dozens of orange cones directing traffic from 2 lanes to 1 with signage showing the right lane to merge into the left lane.

As the roadway narrows to where the merge lane begins to disappear, someone in a white BMW about 6 car lengths from behind 'jambs-it' missing my car by inches as he eclipses my car into the left lane.
Realizing his intention, I back shifted to slow my car, thus avoiding the collision.

Usually, when it's a merge situation and no room for 2 cars, I'll center my car to avoid drivers from passing me when it's no longer safe to do so. No plan is perfect as some have driven on the shoulder to get around me.
I think it's time to sell the Lada and buy a BMW.
They already broke into the car, why didn't they just push the car out of the way instead of going through all that BS?
p-envy? Unlikely.
I'm not looking for $1,000 a month car payments, more insurance, 15 miles per gallon, $300 oil changes, people holding their hand out thinking I have money.
ooby, lots of new cars have security locks and cannot be 'put in neutral' and pushed. Besides, you would have to break one window to get inside.
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