After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

NEW YORK, NY—Ghislaine Maxwell has been convicted on 5 counts related to sex crimes committed against minors for over a decade. A few minutes after her conviction, she announced she has landed a brand-new job at CNN.

"We called Maxwell as soon as the verdict was read," said CNN President Jeff Zucker. "Ghislaine has shown us she has exactly what it takes to work here. This has nothing to do with the fact that she's really good at committing sex crimes. We are hiring her for her... um, many other qualifications. Yeah. Qualifications."

Maxwell will replace Wolf Blitzer as an anchor on The Situation Room and will also be placed in charge of the hiring of all new female interns.

"I am humbled to have been given this new opportunity at CNN," said Maxwell, "and I promise to do my best to find the very best girls—er, I mean, news. The very best news. Yeah. That's what I meant."

Ghislaine Maxwell will broadcast the news from her federal prison cell in New York City until her sentence is completed, or until she kills herself.

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I do not suppose she will go to jail since she announced she got a job at CNN....
Yep Justice System is f*cked Up And Very Badly....

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True to form you are again Willy..........laugh laugh laugh
Have the very best New Year may it bring all you wish for...........................jenny
Happy New Year Jenny. May 2022 be a great one for you !!!
Well her sentencing is coming up and the Dept of Justice has made it clear she either agrees to testify about what she knows about Prince Andrew, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and 200 other people whose names you may know, or the prosecution will seek 100 years versus probation and early release. Of course she also knows there are many she could testify about who are planning for her to commit suicide just like Jeffrey did.
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