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Come Up With Anything So PERFECTLY INSANE That Woke-Fascists Haven't Actually DONE It ... Here We Go!
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Mic this is truly hilarious.

Love the one about Biden giving crack pipes to drug addicts.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I'll start -

Put such Crotch Novel Level Raunchy material in school libraries that it can't be read Publicly in front of a School Board -
Denounce concerned Parents as Book Burning Domestic Terrorists.
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cowboy
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The Quest Continues.

cowboy
I think it could be a good idea to have the far left lane for
transgenders only. I mean let them get a head start. handshake
Mic, it's always been in the school where children are indoctrinated about the left's tendencies.
That's a very good idea G.
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Good Thinkin', Ozzie! ... Let's check it Out!! ... typing

Fact Is - It's Such Good Thinkin' that Women's Tennis legend, Martina Navratilova has suggested something KINDA Similar ...
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The two suggestions aren't IDENTICAL ...
And puttin' 'em in the Far LEFT Lane was a nice Touch.

And since It's only - as yet - been Suggested, but Not Actually DONE ...
I say we Give him this one, Y'all!! ... applause

cowboy
In an outright Theft from Linds's blog ...


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Sorry, Ozzie ... comfort

cowboy
idea
A Dozen-ish 'Crat Primary Prez Contenders UNANIMOUSLY Promise FREE Healthcare to Illegal Aliens!!
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cowboy
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Nope ... They DID That.

cowboy
Mmkay ... Pols pander to the Fringe NutBags during Primaries & will SAY all Sorts of Crackpot Nonsense.

But NO Sitting POTUS could be Nuts enough to DO IT!!!

I KNOW I Got 'em This Time!! ... smile

cowboy
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doh GOOD GRIEF, Y'ALL!!
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Of ALLLL The Campaign Promises 'Crats EVER Made ...
Ol' Joe figures to Keep THAT One ... During a Mid-Term Election Year.

P-O ESPECIALLY Vets ... And also Everyone ELSE ... devil

Ee-Yup ... That's PERFECTLY Insane!!! ... crazy

cowboy
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Use the guy who shows up at BLM Demonstrations with cans of gasoline -
to pitch for more cops & sending Poor Folks to Prison!
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cowboy
Mic try and watch the current session by the UN.
Pure emotional manipulation.
thumbs up Gotcha Covered!

Linds posted the link on her blog ...

The vid's posted there - Have a look, y'all!

cowboy
In the OP Babylon Bee skit -
A prominent UNmasked 'Crat shown among kids Required to mask up.

Even 'CRATS Have a Learning Curve - They'll Never be THAT Stupid Again ... EVER!!
Not a Chance ... No WAY!!

cowboy
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This one's So Kafkaesque NO One could Possibly IMAGINE It ...

There's this gathering of people for an event in the White House attended by - among Many others - the Biggest of 'Crat Wigs -
Joe, Veep Harris & Joe's former Boss & POTUS Obama.

This is where it gets GOOD, Y'all!!

It's like NO One in the Room can SEE The Leader of the Western World like as if they Can't See Dead People.

Obama even Physically brushes HIS Veep off his shoulder like he would a Fly -
He Doesn't even LOOK At Joe!! snooty

BRILLIANT, No??? ... batting

cowboy
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See @ 3:00 ...
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INCREDIBLE!! - They've Literally "Out-Kafkaesque'd" KAFKA!!!

Wouldn't have B'lieved it if I hadn't SEEN It!!

cowboy
I have a feeling it's going to be a disastrous day for the bidendumb today Mic, what do you think?
Pro Putin parties record monster victory in European elections
'Crats couldn't Possibly install a Mindless Shell of a Human Being as POTUS -
And then run the pathetic sum'bltch like an Unthinking Robot.
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See beginning @ 1:45 ...
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That's CREEPY, Y'all!!

cowboy
Something that would never happen. Guaranteed income for Transgenders with no strings attached.

Oh wait!!!! What's this?


Palm Springs to put $200,000 toward transgender income pilot program
Pelosi might run in 2024 since VP Biden was lost.




The White house is a sham

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cheers Excellent Try, Loki!
I REALLY thought you'd pulled it off ... 'Til I saw the blue writing at the bottom.

cowboy
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION GIVING CELL PHONES TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
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thumbs up ... Done That!!

White House press secretary Jen Psaki said the purpose is to 'track' and 'check in' with them

cowboy
WOKE CHICAGO CHURCH ‘FASTING FROM WHITENESS’ DURING LENT
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Done It ...

cowboy
WOKE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MISTAKES ‘BLACK AND WHITE’ CHESS CHAT FOR RACISM
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It Happened

cowboy
Micclee ~ My brain is not working today. I am enjoying it though. Great blog and a laugh is badly needed . laugh laugh Personally I would not mind a week in our best known prison in Dublin Mountjoy, nicknamed 'the Joy' It has Great Food and you get to choose from a few menus. Fruit and Veg and Tea breaks with biscuits and cake if you want.

There is a multi channel TV in everyone's room . a state of the Art Gym for women and one for men,
and outside time of course where you get to do exercises with machines and keep the body beautiful.
A good library for books and if long term you can even study law or whatever.

There is a hairdressing school and you can have your hair cut and coloured if you want, ditto beauty salon.

So, yes, I would not mind a week or two and I would save on the heating bills too. Since I worked with prisoners some time ago I have no fear of same, it is not a violent place and staff are known to be strict but fair.

Anyone who dares say this is disgraceful and more like a hotel than a jail [which many do say ] are totally off line , Racist, not Woke and uneducated. Ok you got that ?professor
Checking in.....4:40 standard bat Time..

Speaking of jail...let me tell ya bout the largest Female prison in Amerika-- if not, the Earf.
In 2000, I had a pen pal just up the road in Chowchilla. She mailed me the forms to get on the Visitor list & told me what day & time..etc. for outsiders to visit. Also enclosed were instructions for clothing-- not to wear denim blue jeans or anything else- BLUE.
ALL went oki- doki for sum 5-6 visits. Then one day, with out giving it a 2nd thought, I showed up in my new fave T shirt-- which was 101% Turquoise.
Then it happened. A female guard noticed me ! And there arose a great debate as to whether or not my turquoise shirt was blue-- or green. When informed it was turquoise-- it was like talking to a mule-- who had just recently been run over by a large truck-- and was therefore dead to logic.
I had to go to a dressing room & change into another color-- as my BLUE shirt was a danger to everyone in the neighborhood.
...oooooo, eYe hates Crats.- Yosemite Sam...
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hug GG!
Must heartily Disagree - Brain is functioning quite nicely ... smile

WOKE PRISONS BE LIKE LIVE-IN COUNTRY CLUBS.
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Ee-Yup - They did it!

It's a mite Odd -
I searched Mountjoy & discovered it's a "Medium Security" facility.
This begs Questions ...

Why do they need ANY security?? Unless it's to keep folks like GG from getting IN?
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What's a MINIMUM Security facility like? ... Checking into Mar-A-Lago?? ... cool

cowboy
Good one, bOb cheers
Inability to define Turquoise is right up there Insanity-Wise!

Definitions are Very Challenging for the Woke.
Remember Ol' Joe's SCOTUS Nominee couldn't refine "WOMAN"?

How 'bout This...
NO WOKE PERSON, PANEL OR. GOV'T AGENCY ON EARTH CAN DEFINE "WOMAN"?
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They've Really DONE It, y'all!! ...
Be like ...

"Can you tell me what a Woman is?"

All the Woke in the Known Universe reply In Unison ...
dunnodunnodunnodunnodunnodunnodunnodunno

cowboy
Great Input, GG & bOb cheers

Keep 'em Comin', y'all!

popcorn...drinking

cowboy
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The 1918 Rockefeller-US Army Worldwide Pandemic
Literally..) just in from Fresno Action News...

With their local situation being vacant properties, grafitti & filth & howlers* on the corner, the News man said; " we may be headed for A RECESSION."

* The proNoun bob uses to describe the typical homeless, drug addict.
I have to deal with an assortment of howlers when visiting the Commercial account on Sunday.
Secret Service detail


So we have two DHS agents who supplied free apartments to other agents, along with other 'gifts'. They had access to the building's surveillance systems. Off the top of my head I would ask who's funding this operation, were they attempting to gather intel on the FBI, Secret Service, or DHS? Could they blackmail the agents?


Biden laptop from hell
Live cover up

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