chatillion's laser operated motor conk-out gadget...
Years ago I blogged about patenting a device that when pointed at a vehicle and pressing a button it would send a burst of energy knocking out the computer control of the vehicle.My state of mind at the time was to fry the control making the car (truck, etc.) useless and the person would have buy a new computer chip.
Computer chips are very expensive and in most cases very difficult to replace when basically, all I want to achieve is a simple 'don't cut me off' approach... maybe a more sophisticated jamming device would be suited for this purpose.
When would I use it?
Lots of places. Tailgaters for example. No matter how fast you drive, which lane you use, there are some people who will actually change lanes to follow you and stay 2 car lengths at 70 miles per hour.
One click and Zaaaappp... the computer in their car resets causing the motor to shut off! Good bye tailgater...
I should be in the way to the patent attorney's office, instead I'm heading to work.
(NOTE: For those who don't understand humor in a blog... creating, owning or using such a device would probably be in trouble with the law)
Comments (3)
It's not against the law to tail gate. It's not a courteous practice but doing that? Zapping? Geesh, if it ruins the engine, that's a very expensive part. My gosh, what's this world coming into. Wow.
Not to mention the possible accident it will cause and the inconvenience of the annoying tailgaters.
And a emp would knock out your engine to.
And a emp would knock out your engine to.
That's not safe or logical advice.
Lasers are directional.