The Pool Tournament Championship Night - part 2Yora Peen answered Johnny with a soft whispery s*xy voice, "Now Johnny, can't you just shut up, go away and let me and my friend play for now on this pool table? Pretty please? Ooh, you're so handsome. No, really you are. I'm not kidding."
Johnny gulped once, blushed, took a big breath, then blew it out his azzz.
Yora added, "If you let me and my friend, Eileen Ohver, play at this table now, I promise I'll get with you later tonight, and well, you know, we can do some wild romantic things together at my place or yours. Hee hee hee! You know what I mean?"
With those words from her, that was it! Johnny was totally bought or sold; or however you see it. She won him over. Johnny was no longer thinking with his brain, he was now thinking with another part of his body instead, as perhaps most guys would do in this situation. Can't blame him for that.
Suddenly, Rob and Peanut took Johnny aside. Rob told him, "Johnny, you can't let her take the table. You and Peanut are already reserved to use it for The Championship!"
Peanut added his two cents, "Yeah, Johnny! Come on now, I really need to win that beer and toilet paper. Heck, with as much chili beans as I eat every week, I need it."
Johnny got a little upset, "What's wrong with you guys? Are you both trying to C-block me? Or in this case, C's-block me?"
"Now, I've got a disgusting sleazy golden opportunity with the girl of my wet dreams tonight, and I'm not going to let it slip by for some darn pool tournament. I can always play another tournament another day in Michigan or someplace like that."
Nothing could sway Johnny. That beautiful Yora Peen Blonde had him captured. It was of no use, it was futile, futile I tell ya, for Rob and Peanut to try to convince him otherwise.
So, Yora Peen Blonde and her friend Eileen Ohver (and you kiss my a**) took over the pool table. All the other tables were already in use by other drunks and lushes, and a few not so drunk too. All tables were reserved for the whole night as the drinks flowed, and the jukebox music played on.
Everyone who'd come to see the Championship Game, either left early and alone, or got really drunk and went home late on a cab or conked out and slept overnight in the place and snored loudly or found a new love interest and went somewhere else with them.
Oh, and let us not forget the wonderful Girlfriends of the Players. Peanut and Itty Bitties were kissing and a-hugging all night at that nightclub-bar-pool hall. Soon after they started, people began shouting at them, "Hey, why don't you two get a room. Sheesh! What are you? Exhibitionists?" Upon hearing words like this, they went home to her place and yup, you guessed it, "they got it on!"
As for Chee-Chees Wangas? She was so upset that Johnny spurned her for another woman that she cussed Johnny out and split up with him right there on the spot! Minutes later, she found another guy in the place, he was known as Charlie Hoarse for some reason, and she went home with him for the night.
Johnny eventually got what he wanted. He and Yora Peen got a room at a motel close by. But the next morning, Yora quickly left the motel. Shortly after, Johnny noticed she had stolen his shorts and the motel room towels too.
The Event Announcer, Rob, stuck around and bought more drinks for Molestina, Kissy Myas and Chloe Cobwebs. These ladies were oh so nice to Rob, that is until he ran out of money. Once that happened, they were quick to exit the place, leaving Rob feeling duped, dumped, dejected, rejected and broke. Next day, he had to go sell aluminum cans and plastic bottles at a recycle center.
And so, this was the memorable Pool Tournament Championsh*t, err Championship Night that happened just a few months ago. Believe it or don't.
PS: This story is fictional. Or is it?