10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession
Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately:1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy!
2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy.
3. Play the reverse card from your UNO hand that you've been holding onto: Oh no! The economy played its own reverse card!
4. Think long and hard, 'What would AOC do?': Probably something really brilliant and progressive!
5. Form a Congressional committee to research how to get out of recessions so they can publish their findings in 3 years: The buck stops eventually!
6. Invade Canada and take all their GDP for ourselves: They don't have any guns to defend themselves.
7. Ask Ukraine for our $80 billion back: They probably haven't spent it yet.
8. Order a second season of Jan 6 hearings: That'll distract everyone from their financial pains.
9. Ask Joey, a fifth grader: He'll know what to do!
10. Replace the entire government with Ron Paul: We can only dream.
This should reverse the recession in a jiffy! But if that doesn't work we can always try redefining "reverse."
Comments (4)
The thing happened at approximately 3/03/92...
Government employee$ ( across all strata, state, local, sub contractor ) out number the privately & gainfully employed.
Stick with me here..) ..now just imagine every one of those employee$ ..were straight saints with a glowing nimbus above their heads...
SHIFT LOCK LOGIC....
..IT WOULD STILL BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY AS THE NON SENSICAL ENVIRO WACK PACKAGE CANNOT ENDURE THE EXPLOSION OF GOVERNMENT PARASITES....Esp. the WHO | Davos- $0R0$ parasite.
Conjecture conundrums collapsing cerebral capacity
Con Currently... CONTRA - rarily...& ..non] Conspiratorially.... capiche .? ..
Short version | progress - polar opposite of Congress.