10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately:

1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy!
2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy.
3. Play the reverse card from your UNO hand that you've been holding onto: Oh no! The economy played its own reverse card!
4. Think long and hard, 'What would AOC do?': Probably something really brilliant and progressive!
5. Form a Congressional committee to research how to get out of recessions so they can publish their findings in 3 years: The buck stops eventually!
6. Invade Canada and take all their GDP for ourselves: They don't have any guns to defend themselves.
7. Ask Ukraine for our $80 billion back: They probably haven't spent it yet.
8. Order a second season of Jan 6 hearings: That'll distract everyone from their financial pains.
9. Ask Joey, a fifth grader: He'll know what to do!
10. Replace the entire government with Ron Paul: We can only dream.


This should reverse the recession in a jiffy! But if that doesn't work we can always try redefining "reverse."

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Current unemployment rate at 3.6 per cent and holding steady for months. Poor confused devil.doh comfort comfort
Imagine,you could finally paint your Masterpiece!laugh
Just in case anyone has time for strategic thought.

The thing happened at approximately 3/03/92...
Government employee$ ( across all strata, state, local, sub contractor ) out number the privately & gainfully employed.

Stick with me here..) ..now just imagine every one of those employee$ ..were straight saints with a glowing nimbus above their heads...
SHIFT LOCK LOGIC....
..IT WOULD STILL BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY AS THE NON SENSICAL ENVIRO WACK PACKAGE CANNOT ENDURE THE EXPLOSION OF GOVERNMENT PARASITES....Esp. the WHO | Davos- $0R0$ parasite.
Bill I was listening to Sean Hannity and all his points regarding this economic fall out is scary.
Even though this is a satire blog, recession brings about the fear of the unknown.
Every Government Committee meeting - televised or otherwise- is a fast breeding $yntax of double spoked
Conjecture conundrums collapsing cerebral capacity
Con Currently... CONTRA - rarily...& ..non] Conspiratorially.... capiche .? ..

Short version | progress - polar opposite of Congress.
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