Useful things you learned from your ex

The last relationship that I was in was with a woman from Kentucky. We broke up last January. She had some interesting ways to say the least. I remember one night I opened up the fridge and saw a bad of Doritos in the back on the top shelf. I thought why did she stick in in their for, never saw until now. I had always used a plastic clip to seal the top part of the bags of Doritos, Cheese Puffs, and Funyuns. But I hadn't used the plastic clip for so long, so I had always just rolled up the top part to try to keep it fresh. After about a week or so, it was stale, not good at all.

So one night, which was about two weeks ago I was a little hungry, and decided to go for that bag of Doritos that must have been in there since last December. I thought for sure it wasn't going to have a good taste to it after about a year being in the fridge. Well, I gotta say, I was really surprised. It tasted like I had just bought them and opened to eat.

After that, I put my cheese puffs in there for a few days. Still fresh. Never knew this would work on potato chips. I guess you're never too old to learn things. rolling on the floor laughing

Anyone else pick up on some useful things that you learned from your ex, feel free to share.
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Yea, even if you might get insecure don't talk too much.
A man is not supposed to talk and talk and talk u see.
He should rather be a man of action and put out only balanced amount of words.
Not go as far as being the silent type (something I can never be lol) but still-
u know... never go over board with words.

A valuable advice from one of my exes.
That's true!
This topic really got me thinking, and I've realized that I had forgotten any 'good' that I may have learnt from my ex-husband.hmmm

He was good at fixing things (I think), and he showed me how to 'revive' a fan when it stops working - put some oil in the motor. That has worked 9 out of 10 times for me.smile
Oil huh? I'll have to remember that next time one of my fans stop working.
Well, bring him here then so we can interrogate him about you....professor tongue
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Another ex gave me a couple of Chocolate Orange from Terry as part of a Christmas gift back in 2009. I never even heard of it, and it was so good. It tastes like a combination of chocolate and an orange, and I love both of those so it was a really good Christmas gift.

It only comes out around Christmas, and after that, you can't find them. To this day, I buy some every Christmas season. As a matter of fact, I bought two of them this morning while at Walmart.

Anyone ever hear of this, or even tried it? If no, you got to!thumbs up
I certainly would be as shocked as you were if I discovered that my chocolate orange tasted of chocolate and orange, bonkerscrazy
"Useful things you learned from your ex."

I don't know how useful it is unless I find a man to try it out. banana
When she was angry, she showed me that there were more darn CUSS words than I ever thought possible. She also knew the One Finger Salute all too well. doh
rolling on the floor laughing

Ya know, at least you picked up something from her, right? laugh
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