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Boca Raton, Florida, USA
Jan 2023
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I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...

I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana over, pinch the bottom and pull the peels back. Wow...
I hold the banana the way it grows, snap back the top and peel down.
When I pinch as the rest of the world (and monkeys do) I get banana under my fingernails and have to wash my hands. Breaking away the top is a clean 'no banana under my nails' approach.
I don't care how monkeys eat bananas. I'll do it my way.
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Loh_key
Loh_key●Poway, California USA
Jan 5, 2023●565 Comments
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There's nothing more annoying than to have to wash your hands, hey Chat? I do agree with you on the banana thing, but how you eat a pomegranate is just plain weird. I did discover the "correct" way to eat a cupcake the other day. Brilliant!
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Iyyov
Iyyov●Pwetty Blue Planet, Washington USA
Jan 22, 2023●98 Comments
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I'm pretty stubborn too. But, if I ever visit a zoo, and decide to eat a banana, I'd be darn sure to not let people know that the monkey was smarter that me, so I'd open the banana the easiest way possible: I'd throw it into the monkey cage and walk away.
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gonelikethewimd●Osprey, Florida USA
Jan 23, 2023●2 Blogs●683 Comments
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