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‘There’s a green mamba in my kitchen sink!’ screams machete-wielding mom



A KwaZulu-Natal south coast woman recently received the shock of her life when she discovered a 1.7m green mamba in her kitchen sink.

The elderly Sezela resident's son immediately called the Crocworld Conservation Centre to remove the reptile.

“I received a call from a young man in Sezela about a large snake discovered in the kitchen,” said Wade Kilian, reptile curator at the centre in Scottburgh.

“Apparently his mother had been packing away dishes before doing another load when she spotted the snake climbing a curtain rail. It took refuge in the kitchen sink beneath a bucket, which is where we found it.”

Kilian said he arrived to find a very nervous, machete-wielding elderly woman shouting about a snake.

"Fortunately her son had alerted the reptile team in time and she had not attempted to kill the snake herself,” he said.
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Fast facts about green mambas

Green mambas are carnivores and will eat eggs, birds, frogs, lizards, rodents and other small mammals. Green mambas are mostly solitary and aren’t known to be territorial.

They prefer coastal areas with dense, shaded vegetation and tend to live in trees.

Female green mambas will lay four to 17 eggs at a time that hatch after around three months. Green mambas can live for up to 14 years.

Green mambas have short, fixed fangs at the front of their mouths and are highly venomous.
This in a kitchen is nightmare...
Two words says it all. laugh
perhaps lucky load-shedding wasn't in force so she could actually see in the sink!
Imagine fumbling and groping in the dark looking for that slender champagne glass you thought was in the zink before LS started. Your fingers wrap around this powerful muscle and you can feel the sting of the strike on your hand. Not to sore but you know what took place without seeing. Now imagine the panic when a torch is shone on the culprit that punctured you and you realize it was a Green Mamba. No words can describe what will go through one's mind at that stage.
I have a trouser snake but no 1 has ever needed to call pest control to subdue it when it becomes aroused and threatens to rear its head and spit

rolling on the floor laughing
I think perhaps I might utter an expletive 'Oh fark Eskom!'
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Wanna bet? Stick around long enough on the blogs and someone is sure to report a wild snake on the prowlrolling on the floor laughing



The words Eskom has been blessed with make yours seem like Sunday School lesson, trust me.laugh
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