Announcing my run for President.

Everyone else is..why not. First off, I will be running as an Independent. That way I can wish wash to Dem or Repub as needed. As far as fund raising, I will start a go fund me account that people can contribute to. I promise that everyone who sends more than $25 will receive a coupon good for one chicken because everyone deserves a chicken in every pot. No debates. No need. I know exactly what everyone wants and needs and I will post my agenda promising it all. Trust me.
I wont be doing rallies either. But, will show up anytime and anywhere someone offers me a free lunch.
To appeal to the soccer moms, I wont be paying for posters. Instead I invite all children to draw some for my campaign and put them up around their towns. I personally will view snap shots of them and pick one as my vice president. We need youth in Washington. I offer the wisdom of age and my VP will offer Oreos.
My foreign policy will be the Monroe Doctrine. As other nations have done, I will nationalize all foreign held businesses and corporations and appoint good American citizens to run them.
To ease the burden on the middle class and poor, I will eliminate all property and income taxes on anyone under $50,000 a year. I fully expect all landlords to reflect that gain in lowered rent fees.
The White House and Capital have a ton of rooms. Too much of them are wasted space. Therefore I will turn those rooms into bed and breakfasts and office space to rent. Those congressmen don't need private offices. They can gather in one of the large rooms in cubicles like normal office workers. I will order congress to return to the way legislatures were in the 1700s. Go get a job cause there will not be a salary for you anymore. It is a duty to serve the people and an honor. It is not a life time career eating off the cash cow of the working poor.You will work one month in summer and one in winter. Sitting around all the time on your butts just has you writing stupid bills to prove your working for your pay. The free cafeteria will be replaced by a Burger King. Pay for your meals like the working class has to. And you do not get a pension paid for by the workers. You go on Social Security and Medicare like everyone else. Lets see how you feel about them then.
I will slash welfare for everyone unless elderly or disabled. Baby mommies, you dump those 6 brats on granny to take care of now so you can go to the casino. Might as well go to a job instead. Or figure out who takes in those kids as their job so you all can go do others. As far as the baby daddies, that same system will work for you. Either work and pay or babysit those kids.
I am sure I will be a show in for President. I will promise and promise and promise. Don't mind the fact that I wear mittens in summer. That is so you can't see me cross my fingers.
Of course I am open to suggestions from my fans..I mean voters...Remember..free chickens.banana thumbs up cheering
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Orzzz, this may be your best blog.
I think you're on to something!
The Least-Obnoxious Alternative?
Orzz
What if people are vegetarians? If they send 25 dollars, is there a vegi coupon option?
Yes, good idea!!! If you have that money to run for president why not!applause
Darn good ideas Orzzz – common sense prevails …
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