Happily Unmarried
Yeppers, that's me !
I go play softball, baseball & tennis,
whenever I want to.
I never have to watch any drippy dumb shows on TV.
AND I can dance with all the lovely ladies at a
wedding without getting any dirty looks or attitudes !
Plus, I NEVER have to go shoe shopping again !
or have to check in with anyone.
Now, here's the problem.....
Should I hire a pretty Spanish maid to cook, clean and give backrubs ???
....or a lovely French one,
....or perhaps a Swedish one ???
Ah, no one said life is easy.
Comments (12)
But it's quite easy. What about a different maid, from a different country, for each day of the week/month/year. By the time the year is over, you may have found the perfect maid!
And JN, I'd like to take a wild guess as well. CERTAINLY you have NEVER dated men, have you? Then you WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW better.
Have fun!
How about in reverse order ?
Equiya - Thanks for the good advice.
OK Brite, good guess, I never dated men and have no desire to do so.
Indeed, I often feel sorry for women, seeing what some of them end up with.
Itscold - that plan sounds much cheaper than divorce
Emily - I think the term 'happily married' may be an oxymoron.
Adam - I like the way you think, but 3 might be a bit greedy and you KNOW how jealous women usually are.
Gian - That may work out as the most practical approach.
THAT'S likely why she's smiling.