MY DAY?

I WOKE UP AT 6AM.....DRANK 2 CUPS OF COFFEE,SURFED THE WEB. FELL BACK ASLEEP BY 9AM. WOKE BACK UP AT MMMMM 11:30AM ATE A PIECE OF PIZZA.SITTING ON MY BED WATCHING MY ROOMMATES PUPPY BEG FOR A BITE. HE JUMPS UP ON MY BED AND LOOKS ME DEAD IN MY EYES AND SAYS,MAKE ME A BURRITO b*tch....I GOT A HANKERIN FOR SOME MEXICAN.SOOOOO......IM IN THE KITCHEN MAKIN ELVIS A BREAKFAST BURRITO,WHEN I REALIZE....IM CO DEPENDENT. YA ELVIS IS JUST A PUPPY,BUT I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME? TEE HEE IM SUCH A LOSER.coffee2
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