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The Gates Of Heaven
Three Women had been in a bad car crash and all were deceased.
They arrived at the Gates of Heaven and were greeted by
The Angel from Cape Cornwall
They asked what it was like, and what they had to do.
The Angel told them that there was only one rule
“Do not step on the Ducks”
A little confused they quizzed him some more.
The Angel went on “Heaven is a lovely place,
But we have millions of ducks up here and the Boss loves ducks.
You can do what you like, sing or dance whatever
But you will be punished if you step on a duck.
Well, the Girls passed through the Gates of Heaven
Before you could say quack!
The first Lady stepped on a duck.
With a flash and a puff of smoke the
Angel From Cape Cornwall arrived.
He had with him the ugliest bloke you could ever imagine,
Peter his name scruffy, smelly and drooling.
The Angel proceeded to chain this guy
to the women as punishment
for stepping on the duck.
“Blimey” she said. “How long does this last? Forever”
said the Angel from Cape Cornwall
the remaining Girls made a pact to be more careful.
But finally the second Lady also stepped on a duck.
Then yes you guessed it
the Angel Of Cape Cornwall arrives and she gets chained to another Ugly bloke. Nigel
Well the last of the three was determined
not to get caught out, even going near a duck
So for 9 months she shuffled round Heaven,
so as to keep out of trouble.
Then puff, flash, the Angel From Cape Cornwall arrives.
He chains this woman to the most handsome young hunk ever.
After the Angel had gone.
The young man turned to the last of the three Women
and said, “What’s happened here then”?
She replied, “I have no idea
I was just shuffling around minding my own business.
What about you”
“Like you” said the young man,
“I have no idea?I only arrived a few minutes ago
I walked through the Gates stepped on a duck
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Daniel, you're so bad.uh oh laugh I really like your poetry though. And the angel pictures you attach to them are so beautiful!teddybear
Ha ha ha quality thumbs up
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