Why are the blogs so boring

Not all of the time now but most of the time, bar the 4 or 5 regular dudes, ye know who ye are wink

But to the rest of ye scold , if I have to read one more blog about love or God, then I swear to said God (even though I don't believe in said God) I'll be forced to write another blog venting my rage again very mad

The Blog is meant to be story time, tales and your views and only your views if they're valid, interesting and longer than 50 sentences please!

The Blog is not a place to ask single line questions, the blog is not a place to find a date and more importantly the blog is not a place to bore the thunderingbejaysusfeck out of me with daft incoherent nonsensical rubbish about God and love.

You guys suck! Rant over.
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good rant you feel better now
Is this your site?
@johntheraven1, I do actually come to think of it laugh
that's good but you are right that's why i post my blogs different then everyone else
@Ben, I'll nip to the off-licence and get some whiskey first, them waters can get fierce choppy. drinking
Oh,Don't punching me!drinking
alexei ,check ur mirrors and u'll find the answer,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheering uh oh frustrated doh grin tongue
@alfi, my blogs are a reflection of my environment tongue rolling on the floor laughing here you getting on our pirate ship, myself and ben should be round your way in a couple of hours rolling on the floor laughing
do i have to prepare my defence .u know canons and ships??rolling on the floor laughing yay devil wave
@alfi, a cannon would be handy, all we need now is a parrot and 10k to join our pirate crew rolling on the floor laughing drinking
u can have 10 k .use him as a boy for all the heavy working.parrot???what for ,get billys magpie.witha small effort she will speak just fine,or get jamil.a little diff with him ,but he'll learn the basic soon enough.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause help help dunno dunno frustrated frustrated comfort comfort cheers cheers peace
@alfi, would he mind if I painted the magpie green dunno after Greece we'll head towards Italy and steal some women for our voyage drinking laugh
@alfi, I'm Irish I have to paint everything green drinking What are the Grecian women like, is it worth taking any of them on our voyage of destruction and mayhem dunno
if u promise to keep them .or at least drow them ,u can have them.they look ok,the problems start if u'll give them the chance to talk.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheering cheering cheering devil thumbs down uh oh uh oh uh oh frustrated frustrated comfort comfort grin cheers
@alfi I'll take the non english speaking ones if there's any, they can talk to their hearts content then for all I care dancing rolling on the floor laughing
asking for more and more money and high expensive life,u'll suprised but its international language,but if u insist good luck.rolling on the floor laughing banana help confused frustrated doh comfort grin
@tgwstw, well you know I think your blogs are amazing laugh
@alfi, doh same as the Irish women then crying rolling on the floor laughing
Well, I love to write. They aren't astonishingly profound or anything but it's a good way to clear the mind.
For love, well this is my take on it....
go easy on the lady, we might need her on the voyage, to enrich our minds('rolling on the floor laughing');rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Ah an attempt at sarcasm?
Nice.
I think you're doing it wrong.
=)
an opinion, like writing is subjective, dont be to hard on me, its the crew of the pirate ship C.S. they wear you down, they wear you out, then you walk the plank,('dancingsanta');('violin');
The blogs are a pretty close refection of the people who write or paste them.

I guess there are a lot of dull, whining, pessimistic, idealistic, unimaginative bores out there.

And that's why they are here! roll eyes

Yep.

It's only 8 in the morning here but what the heck.....

drink pouring
hope you guys saber up, those that doesn't used to be keel-hauled ..
cool
we r doomed billy
i am on blogs only three months and i feel like a retired.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh doh doh frustrated frustrated frustrated confused confused help help grin cheers
scoldI don't believe ya Alf......


We're all liars, remember.... laugh
not me pal
i cant say lies
maybe witha great effort hide one or two real things ,but lies ????never.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause blushing help frustrated doh cool grin cheers
Oh, we have to be very adept at hiding the odd thing or two....


And anyone who says they don't....

is a LIAR!!rolling on the floor laughing
what ab the pirates .i think they sunk their ship open of cape town.sharks had a good meal i thinkdoh yay wave applause confused
Capetown? Ha! If Alex was steering the ship, guzzling that whiskey, he probably turned right instead of left.

I'd say they are just of the coast of Rio de Janeiro by now!rolling on the floor laughing
drinking uh oh Capetown is in South America isn't it? doh frustrated
straight ahead , second traffic light to the left.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause applause confused confused frustrated frustrated doh doh comfort cheers
Capetown is on the pointy bit of Africa!!rolling on the floor laughing
I'm not too far away then, I'll steer her over that way drinking drinking
dont worry alex, just called coast guard they r searching all over south atlantic fot u.hung on ,they gonna find u sometime till christmasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheering cheering cheering confused confused confused frustrated frustrated frustrated doh doh yay yay yay cheers
Aye Aye Captain.

See ya in Sydney Harbour in the morning.laugh

And I'm calling it a night. See ya maties.wave
sleep tigh my friend and stay away from naval dreams.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Question for you? What are you really angry about? As for your blog. I believe you stated blogs should be longer than 50 sentences. I noticed your blog is only 4 sentences long. May I suggest then you practise what you are preaching?
@Faithfulness, No, you may not suggest tongue rolling on the floor laughing
I think he meant to write no longer than 50 sentences. I usually feel that way about comments. Some are so long, you just don't want to take the time to read all the way through them.yawn

Alexei is a very good ranter. He should be named the Ranter King. grin
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