How To Make Yourself Unattractive To The Opposite

Let's imagine that you have joined a site where singles connect, perhaps one with a name kinda like that, in hopes of possibly meeting a partner. Naturally then, you'd want to make sure you are as unattractive as possible, right?

So here's what you do: take every opportunity to demean and badmouth everyone and everything. Let no population or location go uninsulted. For all you know, your prospective partner is one of those people, or once lived in that location.

Also, complain about everything you can think of, particularly those things that no one can do anything about. This will help you to come across as whiney and depressing, two traits almost guaranteed to repel the one you seek. Should some well-meaning person offer advice that might actually help, simply reject it out of hand.

If asked for an opinion -- or especially, if not asked -- always state yours in the most rigid and strident terms possible. The best are those on subjects like politics or religion. Avoid subjects like sports or entertainment, where differences of opinion are more tolerated. Of course, it will help if you are totally ignorant of the subject at hand, but if not, at least try to get the facts wrong. You wouldn't want any potential mate to mistake you for someone thoughtful.

Finally -- this is the key -- to ensure you turn off the maximum number of potential mates, try to exercise all these behaviors in public. Private emails and such are fine for driving away individuals, but others may follow. So always choose the most public forums to display your unlikability.

Good luck!