Ohh man Im sneezing!!!!!…Pls help :(

This world is merciless!! Innocent people like us are neglected and mistreated…Cruel society!!! I mean, lot of people talk about Tiger Wood’s divorce, Prince Williams marriage, (is he already married?) Mrs. Obama’s holiday and Micheal Jackson’s ghost. Will anyone ever bother about my sneezing? Will anyone stop and listen to the story about my never-ending sneezing? Well, the probability would be 0.00000001% that anyone pay any attention to something insignificant to them like “my sneezing”!!! In order to comfort my own-self and also to appeal to “you” the reader let me tell you all, the story of my sneezing (hatchoooooooos!!) At least one of you would help me in curing it, even slightly.

I have always been in good health and I value my mental sanity very much, even more than my physical health. You know, my family physician has advised me that I have a very rare decease, which is actually an allergy, caused by online reading from some Free Sites. Let me tell you, how sad the situation is and how much I’m suffering. Im sure this would shock your life!!

I sneeze and shake my brain, when I read nonsense written by people who have no sense of humour, but who try to tickle others with dry jokes;(hatchoooooooooooooooooos!!) I sneeze when try to figure out the letters in the alphabet which are hidden behind too many dancing bananas and spilt popcorn; I sneeze when I read pathetic love stories written by 30 years old male cry babies, who are about to suicide;(nothing to worry they have not guts to do all that) I sneeze unbearably when I read about idiotic Asian women who fall head over heals with 5 men on five working days (and nights) of the week; I sneeze so much when I read about friends scratching each others back or throw shit at each other over friendships gone sour; (hatchooooooooooooooos!!!!) I sneeze my nose out, when I read about honorable 60 something senior citizens who got cheated by sneaky 30 something old lovers; I sneeze, sneeze and sneeze when I read the re-opening stories of people who bid farewell to friends, lovers and scammers, just a few hours ago, saying that they were leaving!! Oh man.. Is it my nose or the nonsensical writing? My doctor says it’s the latter, after many examinations, my nose proved to be in good condition, so I have enough evidence to believe that it’s the latter!!!

People, be merciful, please. Don’t give shit, for me to read!!! I’m human, I like reading, it’s my passion, it’s my zest, it’s my source of knowledge, it sharpens my analytical skills… So I would thank you in advance, Please be considerate and co-operative!! Be original for my sake, I call upon the humourous, intelligent innovative blog writers (who got dispersed after an attack of stinking moths) to wake up, and tap their keyboards with creative fingers. Invent some humour not human gaz on the screen… Slap shitty s*xual jokes, where nonsensical female faces smiling over too many bananas dancing in garbage bins!!. Help save my nose and my sanity. Oh no not another one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. Hatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooossssss!!!!!!