An ODE to singles everywhere.
Single and ready to mingle but must not seem so eager for men can sense the ready for marriage and children radar.I am one to smile, so give one in return, you just might say hey, she's kinda cute and give me your number so we can chat and go out on a REAL DATE.
Never let them see you sweat, be sure to put on "SURE" Raise your hand, raise your hand if your sure. I'm sure as ready as the next female waiting for the man to make his move, the way it should be done; the old fashioned way.
Gloss covers the lips to cover up the endless licking due to rattled nerves. "Is he going to kiss me?" Your mind races until he leans in and plants one on you, only to miss and bump your nose, causing a steady steam of blood. (Ouch!)
Love finally does reveal it's true self, and you can't stop seeing each other. Everynight your at his house till midnight, and miraculously you don't turn into a pumpkin.
Ending your single life now with that signifigant other, walking down the aisle and saying "I DO" to the boy next door found at the corner store.
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Kissing in the dark can be a bit of hit and miss though. Like the time I was thinking "Geez... this woman's grown a mustache!".
When I had planted one on her eyebrow.
Ahh, the woes of the dating. So weary, but yet so exciting. Hope to set on a new adventure soon. One that will last me a life time. The funny bit I did here was just my sense of humor. I never any kissing mishaps; but if I did, this is how I'd picture it.
Sorry to hear about your eyebrow incident. Must have been a shocker, (peach fuzz)
Glad I could make you laugh! Thats my goal in life, to make people laugh.
Jeddiah,
A wolf in sheeps clothing?