When a good self esteem gets you into trouble...

I was in a department store yesterday, and inadvdertantly walked past a mirror, and glimpsed my self in a mirror...just the lower half in my new brand jeans.
Rather than being horrified, I thought to myself
"Wow, after the weight Ive lost recently, my butt is looking really GOOD!"

I modelled my newly hot butt in the mirror, happily thinking that it is now more like just an LCD screen, than the wide screen plasma it was before, and boy, my legs look waaaaay longer too!
I was feeling really good...until I noticed the mother with her stoller and two teenage kids staring at me like I was a complete nut job.

I then realised that all my self-esteem building thoughts I was having were actually spoken out loud, and that I had appeared like I was actually talking TO my arse!!!
I looked at them, put my chin up, and said...








"Well, at least it can't argue with me... Bahahahahahahahaha! "
And then quickly trotted off to the store's ladies room before I wet my pants laughing.
I'm still laughing about it now!