I don't do flowery!

I have been receiving some very flowery e-mails these past couple of days, and I don't do flowery. I don't think any man should call any women he does not know a Princess, unless of course she is one. And I don't want to be told that I could complete you...you should already be complete. I don't want to hear how beautiful you think I am, how amazing my smile is, or how captivated you are by my eyes. To me it just all sounds like bullshit. If I wanted to hear cheesy lines I would be out in the bars.

What would be nice is a simple hello. How about a simple I liked your photo and would like to know more about you. Something simple, something not cheesy. Come on guys, I have faith that someone out there can do this without the crap.