Spring is here

O.k. ladies....spring is here, so soon you will be showing off those pretty feet of yours in a variety of sexy shoes. A few rules to follow in case you don't know them already.
Pedicures should be done once a month
Make sure the shoes fit properly. Your toes should not go over the end and touch the ground.
Nail polish should be on every toe...not just the big toe.
Only 1 ankle bracelet should be worn. And it should be worn on the right ankle.
Only 1 toe ring should be worn, and it should be on the second toe of the left foot.
Any more than 1 toe ring or ankle bracelet looks tacky.
Practice your shoe dangling. After all, it is an art if done well.
Nylons are a plus any time......but very rarely seen.
Get rid of the flip flops.....they make you look cheap.
And if any of you STILL insist on wearing runners and sweat socks over the summer. Here is one guy that won't be looking your way.