Funny/Embarrassing Sex stories:

My girlfriends and I were talking about our most embarrassing and/or funny sex stories and I thought it'd be fun to start a topic on it.

ME: My ex boyfriend and I were at his house one night, celebrating our anniversary. We had a nice dinner, and were just relaxing on his couch

Things started to heat up, and before you knew it, we were both naked. There was a can of whip cream on the table and he suggested we have some fun with it. He sprayed me and was just about to lick it of when his huge dog came running in.

He jumped on me and knocked my boyfriend over and started licking the whip cream off of me! as if things werent bad enough, we heard his parents’ car pulling in. He threw his boxers on, and right after that, his parents walked in on us!

It must have looked so bad, it looked like i was recieving o*al sex from the dog! It was a pretty bad situation, but I got out of there right after that.


FRIEND 1: Her boyfriend (current) and her had been out one night with a few of our friends and I. THey had been eating some spicy food and drinking a few Mickies.

They decided that it was time to head home shortly after everyone had calmed down. Once they got home, they headed straight for the bedroom. It started with a lot of kissing and feeling until they eventually got into the position where they could pleasure each other orally. 69!

They were really starting to get into each other when she was about to o*gasm. Suddenly, her man buried his face in her and the next thing she knew, she farted this horrible, deathly fart right in his face!!!

She claims she didn’t mean to, but it happened. He jumped like a scared cat. Straight up and over. Then he stopped and looked at her and asked me if she felt better. She didn’t, because all she could think of was finding somewhere to hide. sooo embarrassing!


FRIEND 2: A female 25 years old. when she was in college her roomie had gone away for the weekend and she was alone. One evening, after drinking a little wine at a party she came back to her room and decided to m**turbate. She locked her door, stripped naked, put on her earphones (blasting) and went to it with a v***rator!

What she didn’t know was that her roomie thought she was also going to be gone for the weekend, and gave her key to a friend in case the friend “got lucky”. She was in the middle of her “work-out”, headset blasting, eyes squeezed shut, when the door opened and a girl and a guy walked in!

They stood, frozen in shock while she lay writhing on the bed. She didn’t hear or see them! After what could only have been a few seconds, something made her open her eyes! She almost had a heart attack! They mumbled an apology and ran out! She seriously considered a transfer afterwards
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Comments (22)

if you continue to have these fantasies, bunny, i suggest you seek help, the dog may also need professional help. rolling on the floor laughing
ha ha come on now...i love dogs but erm....not like that angel
catalysis: that was my friend, not me. Poor girl...literally had us in stitches last night
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing not only the dog need help,laugh laugh i just cant stop laughing,,a lady farted on the face of the manlaugh laugh that was sooo horrendous,damn,,help me stop laughing,damn bunnydoh grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay yay
1.laugh Nice..but didn't know that with a dog..is called also o*al [email protected]!!!!laugh

2...laugh Anyhow good that he didn't smoke in the same time...laugh


3.....laugh no comment...laugh
what am i saying, i need counseling, i envy the dog. rolling on the floor laughing
now camelot,the subject is not me blushing blushing blushing
if we have to do that,,im gonna fart on your face toovery mad very mad doh doh now thanks for that,i stop laughingyay yay handshake
Glad i could share the amusement banana
doh aaadddooyyy,,camelotdoh doh tongue tongue wave

ben we better go to our poem side,lol..cheers cheers

bye camelot,thankswave
why would we leave jeddah, this is front row circus. rolling on the floor laughing
leave her alone and behave gentlemen professor

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Glad ye think my blog is a circus yay
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ha ha thanks laugh laugh
its disgusting, the men of C.S. are saints, we are not that kind of boy, i think.confused
I won't even go there...the less said the better I think
a lot of churches, and old monasteries, down Carlow way, an innocent convent girl, that explains everything.idea
ha ha yes I am clearly innocent. Butter wouldn't melt angel
im somewhat similar myself.devil
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it reminds me of some 'great adventure' of mine ...grin
mick...please do elaborate further. share with fellow bloggers your embarrassing stories
It was a real nice story !!!
It's happen in this world somewhere....
carry on J-Bunny
rolling on the floor laughing Enjoyable and funny stories, the fella in friend 1 story reacted well considering.
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