I'm changing My Nationality, to Irish
They say, . . The Irish have more fun, . . and are better Lovers,Yep, . .
First thing, . . I'm gonna do, is get my hair Dyed Real Bright Red, . . yep the mustache too ..
. . . and Next, . . I'm going down to my local tatoo parlor, . . .and I'm gonna get 3,427 freckles, . . tatooed on, . . . .
. . . all, . . .over the place. . .
. . yep, . . that's what I'm gonna do, . . 
, . and If that's not enough freckles to make me irish, . . . I'm going out to the beach, and lie in the Sun, . . . untill i get 2,321, . . . more, .
. .. .ok? . . .Sound like a good Idea?, . .
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Everybody stopped by, to have a party,
. .
But. . . . . we couldn't have any Fun, . . cause Our Austrian Goddess wasn't here
I lived there for a while
So then, . . . what is the story, behind that pretty face?
You are very Cute, . . .
Ya got to be able to keep up with Me, . . .
so, please tell me more, . .
Have you ever worked for, DB, . . .o CS?
We 're just chatting, . . .
I am so glad to see you again!
Jester, I did not take part in the study, but I do have more own research to go by.
So, Jester, what about your hair now?
according to Ben, . . .he says just between, . . you and him, . . You guys could make that 27%, . . . into 97%, . . in a heartbeat. . . .
Actually guys, . . .Er I mean, . . Venus, and young lady, . . I got to run out for 30 minutes, . . but I'll , . . Be Back, . .
Yep, . . . I left the dye in to long, . . . And my hair got, really Bright Red, like a Fire hydrant, . .
And then I found out, I’m allergic to the ink, at the Tattoo parlor,
So, the new freckles on my nose, broke out and started to swell, .
So now I kinda look like, . . .Ronald Mcdonald, . .having a Bad Day . . . .und, all das kinder, . . are coming up to me, . . .asking for a burger and fries, . . . .