Tenjooberrymuds :)

I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET WHAT “TENJOOBERRYMUDS” MEANT BUT BY THE TIME I READ THIS, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT….BUT NOW I DO UNDER STAND WHAT IT MEANS…..SEE IF YOU CAN TOO….aloha!
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"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND


In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you!






































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It is sad, but in some business, in order to keep up, they hire anyone who wants the job. However, there are some areas such as customer service or front desk where good people with speaking skills should be showing happy faces to minimize the complaint and relax customers.
Where did you dig this up?
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Although taking longer time, I think a "real" English speaker would understand what a non English speaker says. It's similar to us who speak Indonesian language. We understand what foreigners try to say in Indonesian language. wave
I understood it laugh

Want some flied lice, Mimi? grin
Molly reunion


Yesssss!

Flied lice with wan pryed egg on top.

Oh oh! I also I also wan c*ck. Big c*ck with eyes please grin
laugh Mimi
You should write a blog in Chinese English for us to try and translate
Hisberryfannyjock dunno
laugh Non
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