Things Girls Should Know About Guys

2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

12. Shopping is not a sport.

13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

14. You have enough clothes.

15. You have too many shoes.

16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

26. Check you oil.

27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.

30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.

35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.

40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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Are we!? confused
wave richy505

confused Je pense que vous ne souhaitez pas trouver l'amour ici?

certains de vos commentaires ne me font rire
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Livin the dream

coucou!!! comment tu vas? en effet je suis pas ici pour trouver l'Amour mais plutot pour les poems et les blogs..
Ca me fait plaisir que tu aimes mes blogs cheers hug
J'ai préféré le précédent,

mais j'étais occupé dans la barre de répondre,bartender waiter

je ne le prenez pas mal, je ris,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

bonne soirée
wine beer drinking hug
"17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too."

hehe. if you think our brothers are idiots, our ex are idiots, even our dads are idiots, then ok, byebye, we don't want you too even though you are a talent.

sorry but before we can love you, we have been loving our dads, our brothers and even our ex for a long time. smitten

Funny...some of it is actually true. rolling on the floor laughing
Funny coz it's true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!applause
I like rule number 28

but sometimes a little white lie makes you guys soooooo happy
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