When God created man..............................

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,
God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,
the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain."


And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.
She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts,so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.
I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
" Well, Eve, how is My favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?"



Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
hmmm daydream confused dunno doh

gotta go joy cartwheel hole
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hey ltd i have another joke! How did Adam know it was Eve's birthday?....................................................................... when he moved the fig leaf he cake was already cutrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
doh choc,, So there's truth in the saying,,, " A man can have his cake,,and eat it too!!" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ha harolling on the floor laughing
Not funny at alldevil
confused What's not funny,,dunno lighten up ,, its a joke,, remember them,, you supposed to laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said, "I was going to give you a companion and it would be a
woman. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will
always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache,
and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God, "What would a woman like this cost me??"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"
And now you know...the rest of the story.rolling on the floor laughing
wave livin,,nice one,thanks for the laugh dearylaugh thumbs up teddybear
Well I do not want to think too..bad about..He left the woman just with two, because He thought about creating the Man with two hands..grin
The fact that the thirth He throw in the bushes..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I think..confused Is the Man grown from it..or attached to his body?? grin
What process it is more plausible here??laugh

cheers livin
@ Johnwain Enjoy your thoughts daydream hug



@ jeddah12 merci,, glad you liked it, hug kiss

@ keesy45 daydream dunno its just for laughs

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
Nice to see you again..laugh and the joke..thumbs up

It's new on the screen..I like it..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
would like to be here Kessy,, just popped in,, gotta super flat out this weekend,, have fun bartender waiter drink pouring danceline buddies
party help
I try to have fun Livin ,thank you, just my heart..purple heart I try to set my past on DELETE..moping

I have to remember all the time what my husband have said..LIFE IS HARD..do never forget, and it brings more pain then smile, but use and live all the minutes you have..

Love you!!hug
hahahaha rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
this is so funny,well done livin.
anyawy...I found big an apple here.....
would you like to share? grin grin
@ Keesy,, The past can haunt us in the present,, hug but,, we have only one life to live,, release yourself from the past and live,, life cheering hug love u 2kiss
wave Pink,,, I'll share your apple hmmm if you share a coffee coffee with me hug kiss
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