Its Saturday night,, I'm bored,, what do you do???

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, one's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor but it would not budge.
'Harder' yelled Camilla.
'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed
'Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!'
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Meanwhile, back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out
'Oh God darling, this one's even tighter'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:
'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'
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Well Sweet Frenchie, . .
If it's saturday night, and you're bored, . . and you're done serving a 45 dinner meal and the dishes are all put away, . .. confused

I guess you could always Skype somebody, . . . doh .
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Hey Aj,, ended up as 50 peeps,, all fed,, and no washing up for me,, happy days,, une très bonne soirée hmmm
daydream skype J'arrive toute suite motorcycle hole
hahaha nice one livin.
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my rabbit is thumping her feet now I think she need skype to talk with somebody.
oh,anyway what a beatiful weekend......
I am going to flirt with my bunny today. grin
will call banbi and thumper to play with us.
Have a good day livin. hug
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hey,AJ! wave
Danke for sweet carrot for my bunny.
Have a good day
wave Pink,,, Tell your rabbit to send skype name,, I'll introduce some french bunny hug
"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"...lyric from Spinal Tap...perhaps they also sailed the ocean...(was her name India and they sailed India's ocean upon which they had a very exciting navel engagement...rolling on the floor laughing
wave Solitaire,, hmmm coffee interesting song choice doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing handshake cheers
It Sunday here in Jakarta ..

Howdy Ms. Ltd ?? Haii pink...cheering
wave Laruka, thanks for stopping by,, just having a coffee break,, hectic at bartender hug
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