my fav 50 pickup Lines ^_*

1.Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long.

2.Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

3.Baby did you fart,'cause you blow me away!

4.When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

5.You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

6.Do u have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

7.Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

8.Apart from being sexy, what do u do for a living?

9.Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

10.Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10, 1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

11.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

12.Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

13.Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

14.Coffee? Tea? Me?

15.Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

16.Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

17.Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

18.Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

19.Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

20.Ever since I met u, u've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

21.Hi,I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

22.Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2011. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

23.I just had to come talk with u. Sweetness is my weakness.

24.I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

25.I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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Dear Sweet Happy Darlin, Sun and Sea,

I've been searchin this entire CS internet, Endlessly, .doh

for the perfect little woman, with the perfect combination of Incredible Intelligence and Remarkable Beauty, . . . .professor

And at last, . . . . .You have arrived, . . .yay ,
Oh sorry Ms SSS, so I should have sent to your mail. No thats not a chat up line, a lot of the blogs here start by talking about something and then they move on to talking about something else. But I apologise if I have messed up your blog - just delete my postings if you dont want them, I will understand.
aJester22
" I've been searchin this entire CS internet, Endlessly, .
for the perfect little woman, with the perfect combination of Incredible Intelligence and Remarkable Beauty, and at last, . . . . .You have arrived, . .
" <<< I think this 's sweeeeeeeeeeeeet ^___^ your pickup line is perfect!! I loved it!! yay
how1e : ^_^ you dont need to apologise, and I wont delete your comment , it's ok : ) .. I am new here as I registered here last week so I am not use to this site much. But if u want to know anything just ask me. : ) you can call me S&S , I think >> Ms SSS sounds sooooo small. -_-'' SSS<-- not my size ok// lol
you really made me laugh does these really work
Stillframe: Thankssss John ^_^ I'm glad my poem made u smile and my blog made you laugh heehe ^_^ wowooow I think I'm coool))) lollaugh
you are totally cool my friend
I always like to answer with: Geez...I haven't heard that since I fell of a dinosaur!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Calliopesgirl: YOU ARE FUNNY!!!!! LOL
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I find alchol offered in liberal doses is agood pick up line (HIC).
The brownie is the scariest - and you ate it?!!!laugh laugh laugh
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LadyBee, Is that your PICK UP LINE???

I guess you posted the wrong BLOG!!!confused

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thesunandthesea....you are just to smart...and clever....Niahrolling on the floor laughing dancing wow
Niah??? u too??? I invited you to see my "Bakery" why you come here too??? LadyBee Invited??? LOL rolling on the floor laughing
doh i posted about the brownies in the wrong blog - so sorry hun, never mix brownies and pick up lines rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that's just sooooo wrong! i love the line 'did it hurt?' - and then the bit about falling from heaven, so cute hmmm actually GH may have used that one on me and i fell again! laugh laugh
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