Is there a Heaven,, or just Hell on earth,,,,,,,,,

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates angel strike up a conversation.conversing

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second. moping

"That's awful," says the first man.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?" blues

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.angel How about you, how did you die?" dunno

"I had a heart heart1 attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me,hug devil so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, wow knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either.frustrated I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."doh

The second man shakes his head. scold "That's so ironic," he says.

"What confused do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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so funnnnnnnnnnnny.
I almost have a heart attack. laugh
plz ask your friend to give us another one! laugh
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BEST JOKE EVER !! Didn't see it coming laugh laugh laugh
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hug merci Pink,, I got loads of them,,, just not the time to blog,, with bartender waiter drink pouring rolling on the floor laughing will do typing more soon,, hug
wave Swan,,,, Thanks for stoppin by,,, hug moral tale for the men confused don't hide in the freezer blues rolling on the floor laughing
living give us one for weomen too,blushing wish all you a happiest new year ever in your lifes,cheers dancingsanta dancingsanta dancingsanta
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lolling to and fro.. nice one cheers
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this is a funny blog sweetie.wink

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ill see u later.
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Merci mon amie,,J'espère que vous avez eu une bonne Noël
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wave Jack,, Merci

very happy gotta go joy cartwheel hug
très drôle petite dame, douce frenchie
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and If that darned jealous husband, . . would have just checked the darned Oven, . . . . professor

Then i wouldn't be Burning in Hell, right now . . doh
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wave merci Pix,, toi aussi,, j'espere ton vie en 2011 cest mieux hug teddybear
wave Aj, tu est ça va, mon amie??? mais non, tu est trés gentil,,, scold
à bientôt hug
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