Things I Hate About Everyone

Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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Life is short for those, who understand how small they are in this world and how precious the time is, not just hate everyone, like you are doing. Get over yourself! doh
Now...make a Top 10 List of things you enjoy about people...Hate is unproductive and determines how you feel about yourself. If you hate, then that is what you reflect.
Oh that's hilarious. And you know what, just because you posted that, I think I am going to do everything on your list.
Awww the Op just copied pasted, he did not create this questions of his own.Its obvious.

True, get a life !
I dislike dogmas, preconception and discrimination. I try to make my own sense. But i like much peoplebanana head banger yawn
Take it easy, you are too irritable! These things don't matter much.
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