Can you solve this problem please???????????

Three men were hiking through a forest... dancing dancing dancing
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
bowing thumbs up
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
boxing super gotta go joy cartwheel
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
idea boxing super daydream
and he was able to row across
in about an hour

after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two

the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

daydream hmmm typing boxing super motorcycle angel2 Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
shimmy flirty shimmy flirty

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge !!!!!!! doh frustrated


Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife/GF told you! scold rolling on the floor laughing
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excellent ; maps are fun
I have always thought that when God created man 'SHE' was only joking
yay
wave WINHA Yes,, I agree,, motorcycle popcorn I always try and follow the red road shimmy flirty rather than the blue one doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wave grandad

Well,, she had to give us girls something to play with playball rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Are you trying to say women are smarter then men???? It's just easier to let you have your way & think so then we get along better then later you won't say you have a headache, LMBO!!! Enjoyed reading it.
Livin the dream.

I'd love be any girls 'puppet' but I'm afraid the 'strings' are frayed and twisted up these days.

sigh crying confused etc etc.

grin bouquet
wheres the part that needs solving?
i bet she took off her heels first, then she put on some lipstick and stuff, then wore the specs and finally checked the map etc etc. Correct?

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Let's face it... all three were idiots!! If god gave 'em all they prayed for, why not praying god to get u to the other side directly? Something like: 'god, just get me to the other side please'

As far as I am concerned, I wouldn't have prayed at all .. I would have poped out my redbull, drunk it and, poof!! ... my wings will sprout!! ... I'd be on the other side "par avion" ...

... what u think?

roll eyes
i would ask for a helicopterlaugh

and never listen a woman.specially if she is a blond with big boobs.head banger
wave MrGordy Cahokia,
Are you trying to say women are smarter then men????

rolling on the floor laughing conversing I'm not saying anything,,doh Just telling a joke here,, but,, now you mention it,,,,,,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wave grandad

Is it not so,, old strings can still play guitar new tunes violin rolling on the floor laughing hug
wave Piers
wheres the part that needs solving?
erm,,,,, hmmm Its just a joke,,doh Don't take things so seriously,, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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10kOhms

i bet she took off her heels first, then she put on some lipstick and stuff, then wore the specs and finally checked the map etc etc. Correct?
I bet she did,,


Let's face it... all three were idiots!!

I confused it shows,,women,, have brains as well as beauty giggle
Red bull,,idea good idea,,daydream wonder how many cans it would take,,... dunno

what u think?
shimmy hmmm giggleYour asking a women,, who follows a map,, by choosing a red or blue road,, shimmy flirty rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wave Rumyet
i would ask for a helicopter

and never listen a woman.specially if she is a blond with big boobs.
confused Is this a sexist comment scold rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
grin laugh but you see mon ami...men..there is this thing you see they have it..it's called pride..and doing aaaanything like that well....it is sooo hard to for them to jump over their own shaddow..coz they're scared of it..they think it will bit them in the *** and hurt their prideprofessor rolling on the floor laughing wink grin
wave Chrone,,

cheers Thanks for stopping by hug
rolling on the floor laughing iamwhoiamyousee,, so right,,giggle
I always daydream knew why men gave the women the man to read,, so they never have to admit their lost,, doh I just could'nt confused understand,, when I said " cross the red road and follow the blue one for a bit" dunno they got so very mad giggle flirty shimmy very mad
Ooooopppss!!!!!!!! Typo

Map to read,, frustrated rolling on the floor laughing
This whas a good joke - jokes are jokes - but in real life it is something else. I think when this joke shut realy happen: that that woman is afraid to go by herself to that bridge and that she will be waiting untill a man passes by to help here across rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Funny.
But too many damn emoticons!!!!
Lol

God created Adam first so Eve wasn't standing around telling him what to do hahahahahah.
Happy Vaentine's Day , . .sweet Frenchie, . .



made out of swiss, . . Chocalate, . .
wave withert

Do you really daydream we women,, need a strong but gentle man to protect us flirty shimmy giggle
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Thanks for stopping by cheers

wavepaulo1174

God created Adam first so Eve wasn't standing around telling him what to do hahahahahah.
scold devil are you saying,,women nag blah blah rolling on the floor laughing
wave Aj

Merci mon cher ami, comme d'habitude, un vrai gentleman,,, Je t'envoie beaucoup de câlins
shimmy flirty
still miss yah.

and u look so good in that pic.
xo
Awe Thanks Jack hug teddybear
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