WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People--Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours .
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky .
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase .
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Comments (23)
why do women need men
You buy nothing,,,, in exchange for what,, I personnally don't do christmas in the commercial sense of it,,, although the are pretty good
lucky me,, I have a bar
things are not all-ways so simple...I wish it were...
still a nice entertaining blog.
are sooooo good,, & I earn money too,,, wot a life,,,
So if u are at work u must be talented to do everything all at once...
maybe after u could close the bar and we could have a drink?
will,,, when i get back,,, bisous,,
""To remind you why women need men, well without men there would be no hen nights, no-one to criticize, no-one to take out the rubbish etc, etc, etc""
I take out the rubbish,,criticize meself,, Hen nights,,ok,, I'll give you that one,,,
Oh yeah,,, and you can add divorce parties to that too,,,
now I remember why we need them,, thanks,,,
I am one of 'em desperate guys for instance. I simply don't want to be a man anymore. I'd rather be a hot and super hot, blond supermodel ....
... I would spend hours on end lookin at myself in d mirror .
how lucky they are
Thanks for stopping by
i found the love of your life, wee wee.
Just my luck,, he would be a
Men deserve some ease of life they have women to contend with Thanks for stopping by,,