ALMOST A GERIATRIC DATER .........3

Some people can be lucky on the net and find love easily, true love I am talking about. Like in the case of my daughter, who four years ago was winked at by a man and two months later married to him, he was tall ,dark and handsome and the genuine thing. Well educated, from a good family knew exactly what he wanted, offered stability, was reliable, didn't have a murky past was daddy material they are still happy two babies later and everyone should know that true love can be found on the net.
BUT, what about me ???? Difference is daughter was 24 and I am 56. Thats where the trouble lies. Now ladies, I would be interested to know if its possible to have such instantaneous success in attraction as in the case of my own lovely daughter, who by the way is a product of me , I taught her all she knows!, hang on no I didn't! Well the thing I am going on about today is why it is so difficult for us older gals to get someone nice in our lives. Whats the secret where is the key? is there a key?
I have met men, oh sooooo many men. There was a time I was meeting them for breakfast lunch and dinner, I was getting fat from meeting men. I even went out with two in one evening for dinner , well of course i'd forgotten about the second date till he reminded me, try paddling through those murky waters in an evening , oh thats another story. So no one can say I wasn't out there trying hard. Then I was getting funny looks from the bar staff at my local/s. I was getting the " hey old lady , we know what your up to " look. Things had to change, I was out there entertaining too many duds, men who were 5 ft 11 on the profile and 5 ft 5 up at the bar, men who were 50 on the profile and 65 at happy hour. What is that ? and why do so many men lie about their age? Why do old men lie about their age ? So when a gentleman lies about his age , it becomes difficult to imagine anything else is true as well. I mean seeking long term relationship ??? could be seeking short term relationship couldn't it? if he's only 5 ft 5 when he said he was 5 ft 11 , anything could be the go here. I asked one once why did he lie, well i ask them all why they lie, and they often say well if i said i was 70 then you would not meet me would you,,,,,I say , yes and now i can see you were 55 many long hard years ago, what makes you think I will be interested now, I mean truly, will you be thinking this old chook is going to be letting you get your leg over any time soon here , I don't think so grandpa ! So why do they waste their time, then walk away dissolusioned with women. I don't lie about my age, maybe my weight has fluctuated with my profile admission a little. yes a little.......ten kilos is a little isn't it?
Funny how height is the main thing to lie about, its because men need to be taller isn't it , well in most ladies worlds thats the case, thats why we don't see most ladies taller than their men isn't it. Thats the natural way of things . So why dont short men just go and get shorter ladies, plenty of lovely petites out there looking for love, and would look really cute beside a gent of 5 ft 5. I am 5 ft 5 with heels on possibly 5 ft 8, no offense guys, but a lady needs a man taller than her it just makes her feel better. If you are 70, just suck it up , there might be a really cool well kept 70 year old granny out there who is as cute as a button who could turn your world, i know it i have such a friend, who is constantly rejected by 70 year old men cos they think she is too old, hell man , she is alive nimble and fit, travels the world and there is not a blood pressure or hormone replacement pill in sight. Stop dreaming thats all I want to say today. More tomorrow.