how to lose a guy in 5 days on CS?

I love this movie "how to lose the guy in 10 days". it got me thinking. 10 days its a long time, some would say. We are moving a lot faster here on CS.
So i came up with a recipe for -
how to lose a guy in 5 days on CS?
And it goes like this:
The guy sends you an email stating that, he would like to know more about you ( that must be in a sample letter somewhere, they all say the same thing).
so you respond, say what feels right the first time, and its all going good. The guy is still ineterested.
Then you start joking a little, so you think it would be more fun....and that puts a guy in an allert state of mind. he is getting confused he is really serious here, he is here to find LOVE..........
he is so confused that he says something out of the blue like: maybe we can meet one day, maybe somewhere half way or wherever, and than he adds that its just a thought, of course, he wants to put you on the ground again so you know he is serious.
And you respond with something like: yes, that sounds good, that would be cool........
And that is when the guy realizes what just happened and he gets SCARED........
he might try one more time though and ask you: what you do for a living. hahaha, thats a real killer here.
Now you tell him that you a Direct care worker....... .....normally that would mean that you are loving, caring,understanding, patient and so on......But for the guy on CS it means that you not making enough money or maybe even you might not be inteligent enough for him or something this nature.
Whatever that is he is thinking now cannot be nothing good.......
So guess what? you are a WINNER, now the guy is gone for ever....
This usually works in less than 5 days. And thats how easy it is!!!