edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Sep 2011

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Attention to all :).......

A cow.....mooo mooo
A pig.......ooink ooink

For all men who say,......
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"

Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig,.....
Just to get a little sausage.

Do you want cow or milk?
Do you want pig or sausage?
Or do you want both?

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

Do you want Sausage and Eggs for breakfast ????

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

Do you want Sausage and Eggs for breakfast ????

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

Twice..

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

That sounds good parti

Whatchya having?

Also some toast & coffee please

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

Twice the fun

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virgosingle●greymouth, West Coast New Zealand

Sep 13, 2011●409 Blogs●8,106 Comments

I will have black coffee with 2 sugars parti

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

You will have what your given !!!

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

Zweet..I'm having Prawns on toast

Without the Prawns

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ru4eva●Waikato, New Zealand

Sep 13, 2011●61 Blogs●1,032 Comments

Well this cow your talking about, was once a cute little calf, that jump for joy around the padock, as that calf became bigger it became a cow and started jumping fences and ran away into the sunset, so I had to go else where to get some milk..so what, your suggestion?...

There are some tender pigs you know.

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Dervish_dervish●New delhi, Delhi India

Sep 13, 2011●17 Blogs●671 Comments

#10

Z weet nothing comes free,cow too gives milk when when we provide her the fodder

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

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Parti what happened to the prawns did you scare them away lol....oops I ate them hehe.

I cooked dinner tonight & it had shrimp in it yummy!

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#12

Rueva what you saying looking for a cow or a pig

is the pasture greener on other side or ya chased the cow away

tender pigs hmmmmm

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

#13

Zweet..The Cat ate them...

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Dervish_dervish●New delhi, Delhi India

Sep 13, 2011●17 Blogs●671 Comments

#14

So zweet u ate all the shrimps.

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

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Dervish yes nothing comes for free ya gotta work at it....the milk & sausage doesn't come by itself

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Dervish_dervish●New delhi, Delhi India

Sep 13, 2011●17 Blogs●671 Comments

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Parti was that ur cat?

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#17

Parti your cat ate them

your cat has good taste

so what then did you have on your toast?

Dervish yup I did

I made spicy shrimp coconut curry it was good but I didn't share

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oly23●Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Sep 13, 2011●478 Comments

#18

if thinking logically, women are in win conditions, to give sum milk doesnt harm them badly...while men seem waste themselves with each extra sausage

...good example, like it

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

#19

Zweet..Vegemite !!!

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

#20

Dervish Yes..THey are inside the Orange Roughie..

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ru4eva●Waikato, New Zealand

Sep 13, 2011●61 Blogs●1,032 Comments

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oh come on oly, everyone knows milk is good for you..

Yes zweet the cow is good when theres plenty of grass to give it, when the cow is hungry it looks for lushous grass else where...

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#22

Parti vegemite.....interesting

Cute cat btw I have 2 cats myself.

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oly23●Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Sep 13, 2011●478 Comments

#23

same for you ru4

..and thats another story

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ru4eva●Waikato, New Zealand

Sep 13, 2011●61 Blogs●1,032 Comments

#24

..and further more 80% you say, well, looks like milk it is..

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

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Thanks oly its true hehe milk does the body good. And too much sausage guys wastes

they're alway finding a reason to ummm shove it in your mouth

well maybe not shove

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

#26

Zweet...I'm..Babbysitting a Cat and a CheWoW Wow for a friend who is looking for a house too !!!

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

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Rueva yes a happy cow likes to be feeding on greener pasture & as they say a happy cow mooooo's

I do ejoy a nice tall glass of ice milk & sausage can be tasty too

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coffeeminx●Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa

Sep 13, 2011●67 Blogs●1,242 Comments

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Parti, you not going to overfeed that little che-wowy again are you?

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

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Parti cat & dog sitting for a friend awww that's nice of you

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coffeeminx●Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa

Sep 13, 2011●67 Blogs●1,242 Comments

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Zweet, I tend to disagree there . . . if a cow is happy, it won't look to other pastures, especially if the fodder on her side is succulent and nutritious.

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Sep 13, 2011●9,376 Comments

#31

The CheeWow Wow is like a Football !!

And the Cat is old and sleeps all day and all night!!

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oly23●Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Sep 13, 2011●478 Comments

#32

todays men sound like complete self-sufficient creatures,
ru4, i see u've got so much different things, why are u lookin for women then?....
zweet i think, we shud wait abit and they will begin to eat their sausages by themselves

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#33

Coffee it is true if a cow is happy it won't go to or stray to other pastures to feed when the fodder satisfies them. But sometimes there is a drought & no grass to chew on....do they stay & chew on something else while grass grows back or.....

when satisfied you don't wanna be anywhere else but where you are.

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sugarbum●toronto, Ontario Canada

Sep 13, 2011●30 Blogs●267 Comments

#34

I'll have french toast, with sauteed strawberries and whipped cream on top with warm maple syrup, as well as bacon...i love pig, and cute calfs.

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#35

Rueva sausage milk hmmmm.

Warm milk puts me to sleep

Warm milk on my face as cream

Omigosh oly lmao that would be hilarious I would like to see that

no more milking themselves

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Dervish_dervish●New delhi, Delhi India

Sep 13, 2011●17 Blogs●671 Comments

#36

Zweet

don't let the milk to be wasted,bring ur utensil to store it.

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ru4eva●Waikato, New Zealand

Sep 13, 2011●61 Blogs●1,032 Comments

#37

Now, now oly, I need love too, just like you, thats why we look for partners, this is only fun...

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cytrynka●clinton twp, Michigan USA

Sep 13, 2011●16 Blogs●140 Comments

#38

You guys gave me some good laughs today...

thank you all..

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zweet4youOP●edmonton, Alberta Canada

Sep 13, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments

#39

Dervish will try to find one if I can find one big enough though

Cytrynka....ur welcome......laughs are always good no matter the time of day.

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