LOVE SPELL #2
OK...This is love spell #2...
Apparently if you pee in a man's shoes without him knowing, and he steps into them, he will instantly fall in love with you!!!
Damn Damn Damn...Where is Alec Baldwin's shoes???
This book gets more funny as i read it...Please, don't pee in anyone's shoes, they might get pissed!!!
Love to All
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fill a tall glass with lemon juice , and place a blue candle beside it , not close enough to break the glass , and light it at night , ..the light changes the juice into a stop smoking cure
take care
I tried that one. Did not work. I also tried smelling rancid fish before and during smoking, did not work. Any other cures you would like to pass on? You know that my will states that I will be buried with two stogies and matches, so when I met up with my maker we can share one of his gifts to human kind.
I can imagine the "lucky guy" putting on his shoes, feeling them soaking wet and thinking to himself: "Dang. Someone's following that stupid book again! I'd better smile at whoever seems to be blushing before she rubs herself in curry next!"
I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU'RE THE BEST!!!